this post was submitted on 11 Sep 2026
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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 20 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I used to hate yellow until I saw it paired with magenta and light blue.

[–] degen@midwest.social 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

It's making me horny for some reason.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Unfortunately if I wear yellow it makes me look like I'm about to vomit my entire stomach up.

[–] degen@midwest.social 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What an odd feature for a color to accentuate

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't have jaundice, but it does make me look sick

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 weeks ago

Right, the light reflecting off the yellow clothing makes some of us look jaundiced.

[–] SmokedBillionaire@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Orange is my favorite and I will place it everywhere I am legally allowed.

[–] w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

So shutup and make a shadow clone.

[–] EtnaAtsume@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Green is not a creative color

[–] w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'm a creative color.

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 8 points 3 weeks ago

The best people like green.

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

If I was green I would die

[–] cravl@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Which green though? There are (or more accurately, humans percieve) more shades of green than any other color.

[–] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 7 points 3 weeks ago

I feel called out.

[–] hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

People who like pink are very cute.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

Second picture is straight from Carcosa

[–] nathan@piefed.alphapuggle.dev 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'll see your adorable wholesome youtuber and raise you the unhinged Chris Boden

(Yeah, that's some algorithm alright.)

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

The Man in the Yellow Hat has always been a fantastic person, you would have to be to put up with Curious George

[–] myyass@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

You can't expect many people to like things that trickle down.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 2 points 3 weeks ago

I like dark reds

But Sunflowers and Blondes are cool.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

They just looked at the wallpaper for too long.

Edit: Holy shit, I got an upvote, hopefully because they got the reference. That was esoteric as fuck.

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

People who like yellow are people who consciously choose a happy color to try to force themselves to be happier

People who like blue are people who embrace the sads so they can at least see their favorite color when they're down

[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

red white and black

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

I feel that's probably true.