The trick is being funny. If you're funny enough their eyes will be closed, if their eyes are closed, they won't see how ugly you are.
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2 of those girls are anorexic. Maybe he preys on highly insecure women?
I'm working on it! I have my training scheduled for the 22nd
He looks like an entire two drugged out jackasses.
Davidson supported Hillary Clinton in the 2016 U.S. presidential election, and on December 5, 2017, he wrote on his Instagram account that he got a tattoo on his leg of Clinton, whom he called his "hero", a "badass", and "one of the strongest people in the universe". Clinton thanked Davidson, joking: "This makes it significantly less awkward that I've had a Pete Davidson tattoo for years."
Ok, Hillary. I'll let you have that one.
Her first husband was Michael Sheen. I think that’s her type. A dweepy looking guy with a big slong and humor. It’s like a sleeper car or sleeper pc.
She did him dirty, too. Imagine being with Michael Sheen and you cheat with the director of fuckin Underworld.
I bet ol Pete can do the most drugs of anyone
Except maybe Drug-Man
Keith Richards is still alive, as is Johnny Depp
RIP Ozzy
Not gonna lie, he looks like one of the guys holding up cardboard signs at traffic lights.
Crack head chic
Oh please, in the real pic he did not look like that. Thats the real one https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/PcbQZKfhve_Xm1_BaWH3eF4jsfs/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-:watermark-!popsugar-watermark.png,-5,-5,0!-/2019/06/06/818/n/1922398/4d1e4846528cfe87_BGUS_1521094_001/i/Pete-Davidson-Kate-Beckinsale.jpg
So, less crazy-drugged and more lich-drugged.
he's even paler in that one xD
Yeah, it is like they AI'd Eric Andre's face onto that pic
still ugly asf
Guys should take note, being yourself and even moderately goblinish can be hotter than being conventionally handsome, if you're confident, and everyone thinks you're well hung.
One of them - I forget which, Grande? Admitted to pushing that rumor to make it harder for Pete in the future, as women would have such high expectations. And yes as someone on the bigger side, I will say, tell people it's average and let them be happy surprised, rather than claiming it's huge and being a letdown.
No, even Kanye was not him about the size of his package.
You have a solid point about being yourself, but the dude is a MESS.
Or at least he was during the Kate/Ariana/ Kim phase.
Looking strung out, two weeks behind in sleep, and fucking terrible tattoos...
But what the fuck do I know, I certainly haven't had his success.
I don't know. I think she looks acceptable. ;)
You and Kate Beckinsale can giggle about it together after you guys fuck.
Oh wait no... That was him not you.
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This pic is more funny. Extremes usually make things more funny.
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Pete Davidson is worth 8 million. He’s not uber rich but he’s not just some guy.
All the women listed are considerably more rich.
he's also got drug abuse problems and serious mental illness that trigger the 'i can fix him' instinct
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