How did his massive cock not rip out of those pants?
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Anatomically most healthy way to poop.
Doesn’t leave enough room for a face if you’re on the floor so you have to stand on a pedestal, make sure you use one that’s strong enough for your weight!
But the poop will be standing on the ground before it's out of your butt.
You're making your poop hole too shallow, then
My poop hole is the size God made it, sir.
Mine is slightly larger these days
I won't stand for this poop hole slander. this kind of talk is alarmist and irresponsible. i love the poop hole. my father worked two jobs to dig this poop hole and never complained. why are we talking about closing the poop hole. if you love america, you throw money in it's poop hole.
What makes a poop stance "healthy"?
Less strain on your GI tract means less chance of hemorrhoids and such.
Your puborectalis is pinching off your rectum like a kink in a garden hose. Pooping in a position that loosens it requires less strain, which avoids injury. That position is a squat!
anal canal
Now thats a funny thing to say if you pronouce both words the same
But which version do you prefer, the anal one or the canal one?
Anal
Anal canal is
A funny thing to pronounce
Both words the same way
maybe some of us are just naturally kinky tho.
like, i went to see a... what's it called. spine adjuster. based off woo ghost mormon magic, but the dude did really good therapeutic massage too once he learned what's what and did what he could to really help his clients. including me, when he did his xray he told me he was going to tell me to stand up straight but turns out my spine just does that. so next time someone tells me to stand up straight, tell them i have doctor's orders to flip them off but am too polite to.
i just flip them off.
and to eat sunflower seeds while smoking a cigarette, at least if you ask the russians :D
maybe with your anatomy. mine is hanging from the ceiling like a bat. or spiderman.
Yea I got two little children's platforms to put under my feet on a toilet seat at home to get that squat pose going
Harder to aim though if you're not used to it
Every time I take that stance, I let out a series of loud, gassy farts.
Did you find anything good?
16 copies of Dunston Checks In and a misplaced waffle iron.
Dunston checks in was a banger when I was 8. I'm sure it's aged super well.
That's a first-rate hunker.
Is that Dick Tracy?
Might be Willem Dafoe.
It’s Willem Dafriend
All I want is Willem Dadad :(
Dadad just left for cigarettes and milk, said he'd be right back.
He did? Yay, I bet he'll be back any second now! :)
Knowing his penchant for kinky poses, that's the first person i thought it might be
I think that's Epstein.
This position is actually really good for your hips.
Lore-accurate Max Schreck.
I wish.
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