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One hand, full extension, no hesitation. The laws of physics were consulted and chose not to comment. The prophecy never said the sword would be light.

Credit: Andrew R Gamboa

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[–] dmegatool@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago

Shardblade!

[–] sunsofold@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 hour ago
[–] Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tranhonganh102@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago

Sword for reach, hammer for blunt force. The beach arms race has officially begun, and treaty negotiations are not going well.

[–] mtpender@piefed.world 8 points 14 hours ago

"I HAVE THE POWAH!"

[–] batdad90@lemmy.world 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Can’t decide between “There can only be one!!!” and “I have the power!!!”

[–] tranhonganh102@lemmy.zip 1 points 16 hours ago

There can only be one stick, and he has the power to prove it. The beach has chosen its champion.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] tranhonganh102@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago

The live-action adaptation has been perfectly cast, and the beach did not even ask the original studio for permission.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

The power was in you all along!

[–] tranhonganh102@lemmy.zip 7 points 17 hours ago

The power was actually in the driftwood. He just unlocked it at the right tide.

[–] AnalogAllamma@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

The stick of all sticks. Nice!