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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.world
 
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[–] areakode@riskeratspizza.com 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fun fact, many rodents, including rats, have molars! You only ever see the incisors, but there's other teeth further back.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 weeks ago

I guess it would suck trying to eat seeds using only incisors

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Beaver dentata

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Umm ackshully it's not "no asked for" but "no one asked for".

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ah shit, missed that. Fixed it.

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There is always someone who cares

[–] Equinox1289@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Doesn't "Information no one asked for" cover most comments in general?

[–] topherclay@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Yeah. For the record, I've been implicitly asking for all information everytime I click any link to any comments on any post. I have been doing this for about 25 years of my life so everyone who has over shared any facts about anything anywhere on the internet within that time frame is except from this rodent via my implicit asking.

[–] DeepDown@leminal.space 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Hey.

That creature is way cuter than me, don't do him like that

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Cute, but still a giant near-sighted bucktoothed nerd.

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You should have called it a rat or sth so I could achshually you in the comment

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 3 points 1 month ago

Yet you still found a way - kudos! 😁

[–] RoddyStiggs@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Nah, I do this too. Than I regret going off topic. So it's self hate.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Did you know that only 23% of Reddit users know how to sharpen a pencil?

The rest are all bots.

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

I deserve this

[–] JapaneseJudas@fedinsfw.app 4 points 1 month ago

The average snake has 1 penis. Only 50% of snakes have penises. Snakes have two dicks.

[–] limer@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

59.467% of all people think they leave worthwhile comments

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I know my comments are worthless, that's why I post them.

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Face mites live out their entire life cycles without ever pooping once. They lack any anal opening, storing waste inside their own body cells until they die and decompose.

[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This was disproven over 50 years ago. If you're baiting - well done.

For a long time, there was a myth that face mites didn’t have an anus to expel waste. Instead, they stored their poo in their bodies. The feces-filled body would then explode when the mite died. That’s not true, Perotti says, and it never has been. When scientists couldn’t find the face mite anus, they just assumed it didn’t exist. But it “was discovered in the [1970s],” Perotti says. Her team also confirmed it in their study.

https://www.snexplores.org/article/your-face-mites-pores-skin-good-thing

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

This became a Today I Learned... I always thought this was a too weird to be true fact. I learned in biology that all living things have to produce waste, so that makes sense.

[–] Einskjaldi@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

That is a thing, but it's usually a short lived stage after a metamorphosis to mate or do something, if it's less than a month the strategy works. Not having an anus and stuff means you can not grow that organ and make something else instead or have a shorter growth period.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Some microscopic animals don't have anuses, but that's because they have one dual purpose orifice that handles food in both directions.