Call a tow truck company and get the spotter's fee reward.

Take a picture of it and post it on social media for likes.

Call police, since our wheelchair cannot pass. They will have it towed gladly with a lot of pleasure. (The Netherlands hates these asahats)

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Deflate the tires and use the truck bed as a trash can and/or porta potty.

The icing on the cake is having the hitch ball mounted when they've probably never towed anything in their life. Make problems, and destroy some people's knees at the same time.

Have my wife wheel me over to where the license plate # is in view and post that bad boy to social media with a sympathetic title like "we had to take a huge detour because we couldn't get my wheelchair around this truck", grab some popcorn and watch as people form a digital witch hunt. Then call the police to have it towed.

Roll my eyes and shake my head. Probably make a snarky comment to my companion if I was with someone.

Fantasize about violence. Probably no real action other than banging into it when walking on the sidewalk.

Lots of smack talk in here from the other side of the screen. Best malicious compliance is probably just call and report them for parking improperly. Or just walk across their car.

I hate these fuckers. This happens a lot in my home town. I was young i just cursed the fuckers and kept going. Nowadays i would deflate the tire.

use the tyre as a step to step up onto the bed cover, step across it, and jump down the other side.

I had neighbours around me that did this shit regularly

I would drag a coin, walk over the bonnet with bouncy steps, break wing mirrors and the like

I had a spouse who required a wheelchair for a while, so I took it very personally

Parking enforcement.

And maybe check if the hitch is locked in.

Call the city line and report illegal parking. They will at least get a nice ticket, and if you're lucky, they'll get towed :)

I used to dream of having a laser to cut the offending part off.

Collect the valve stems like they were chanterelles.

How thoughtful, they've brought me a canvas for my keys.

call and have it towed/ticketed? it won’t let a wheelchair pass.

If there are no cameras or witnesses, there will be a flat if I got something sharp enough on me.

Call the polizia municipale for removal

After being on hold for 35 minutes they tell you that there are no patrols available at the moment to come to see (although you remember seeing one parked in front of a nearby bar) but they will come to check as soon as possible.

"As soon as possible" they meant after 6 hours and the pick up is no more parked there

Btw I don't understand those that are buying this kind of penis enhancement devices (no. It's not used for work), parking spots in Italy aren't designed for this size. If you have anything longer than 4 meters it's hard to find a place. Getting a 5.5 meters vehicle just for showing off, it's simply masochism

Fun fact: you're not supposed to keep your hitch on when you're not towing because it is directly connected to your frame, which means you lose the protection of the crumple zones and the bumper. If a misplaced sledgehammer were to land on your hitch it could seriously bend your shit and warrant very expensive repairs

Ball style tow hitches are usually removable by a very visible cotter pin! Free ball hitch!

Wish I had the balls to scratch a little penis in the paintwork with my keys.

What I really do is make a picture (with visible license plate and added points for having a person in wheelchair with a sad face next to it) and send it to the city...

Coin it as I squeeze past.

Look for my umbrella because that big ole cloud might be bringing rain

Drain all of their blinker fluid.

I am outside with my dogs, I carry a bag of shit, I see garbage parking..

Throw cow poop on the car

There was someone that parked like this all the time when I lived in an apartment complex. I called the management office to complain, and they explained that their towing enforcement contract was only Monday to Friday, 9 to 5. You know, when everyone is at work, and therefore not parked.

The truck owner went on vacation, so her truck was parked like this on a Monday, and I called. The office worker decided they had to give a written warning first. So nothing ever happened with it.

"Uh oh, is there a baby in the back seat? That's super dangerous! We better get the baby some air!"

"...oh, there wasn't? Oops. Well, my heart was in the right place."