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Femcel Memes

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Welcome to femcel memes. A place where anybody can post memes that fit the vibe.

Warning: We have a tendency to post things that may at times come from a self-deprecating perspective or things that are funny coming from another queer person. This space will always be a safe place for transfems, non-binary people, people with a feminine gender expression (GNC or otherwise) or anybody else in the LGBT Community to come together and share about our experiences but we truly feel that laughing about the sometimes silly and embarrassing parts the queer experience can help bring us together. We never mean offense or harm in anything posted but rather they are satirical takes coming from queer people.

A note about 'Egging': Our community is mostly made up of transfem individuals, and as such most memes posted will be posted with the intention of having a transfem perspective. However, regardless of gender identity, all feminine presenting individuals are welcome here. Whether that means you're NB, GNC, transmasc, or any other identity, you are welcome here. It is not our intention or goal to invalidate these identities. If something makes you uncomfortable, please feel free to report the post and I will address your concerns on an individual level. For more information regarding the problems with 'Egg-culture', please see Here.

Avoid posting AI slop and point it out when you see it, but also be chill and civil about it and don't go on witch hunts or moral crusades about it. Rather than trying to "hold people to account," try to help people avoid it. Turning it into a shame game does not fit the vibe.

Love Y'all and thank you for following this community

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[–] AiricaFyresong@lemmy.blahaj.zone 58 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is totally wrong. My hair is teal, not pink.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

this raises a question: is your pfp an illustration of you, or is it of "jessica" (that mysterious person who you totally aren't)

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My pfp is an illustration of me. Idk who Jessica is

[–] Juicedloose@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago

Jesicat meoow.

[–] fisch@lemmy.world 29 points 6 days ago (5 children)

order her own food

Do Americans know you can cook your own food at home?

[–] PineRune@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Femcels be like:

Where are the microwave instructions? This package just has "Oven" instructions...

[–] Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 days ago

Hey don't post lies on the Internet it's not very nice

[–] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago

Damn, they don't have restaurants outside the states? How sad.

[–] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 4 days ago

And you don't even have to cook those.

gosh me tooo

"sleep during the day - wake up at night" after just eeping until 3PM.

[–] jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago
[–] gegil@sopuli.xyz 25 points 6 days ago (2 children)

She also always forgets to shave

[–] oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Maybe she just doesn't want to. It is okay for women and fems to be hairy 🙂

Maybe she doesn't want to. But at the same time she hates being hairy. But at the same time she hates shaving.

It's a cycle of despair.

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[–] DeLancre@piefed.social 10 points 6 days ago

Jokes on you, I'm into that!

[–] F4rtEmp3r0r@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago

Live by the blahaj, die by the blahaj

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

Now have job and have always cooked because it’s fucking cheaper lick my fingers bitches

[–] Sarothazrom@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I hit every one of these marks except unemployed

[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 15 points 6 days ago

my condolences

[–] python@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

You can be unemployed in spirit

[–] N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 days ago

easy to change

[–] noretus@crazypeople.online 19 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

"lives off emotional support snacks and instant noodles" I felt that in my soul

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[–] Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 6 days ago

It's okay, she has Blahaj to support her.

[–] CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That'd be me, if I had a {boy,girl,enby}-friend

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Also don't meet enough people to actually start something? I spend too much time home messing with xomputera, u?

[–] CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Basically... I have and always have had few friends. Some of them I can only see a few times a year because they live far away...

I rarely go out, unless it's for a reason and it's usually a situation where you don't meet new people (groceries, cinema, bureaucracy, ...).

But for me it's not a problem: i love being alone! It just means for me it's very unlikely to meet new people and even more unlikely to find a significant other!

(and yes I love messing with my computer(s), bedrottimg, playing some videogames and all that femcel stuff 😏)

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Yeah, we're basically tit for tat on that. I embraced being alone a bit too much and now I'm without a support system. I do have a some people I can meet nearby but defo none I'd call friends.

And yeah, I am sending this msg while also bedrotting, playing videogames and working on FOSS software.

Tho, I'm a cishet dude so just malecel stuff

[–] CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Yeah... and covid made it worse, because for the first time in my life during lockdown I could live the life I wanted, and it was normal, but then it ended and I still struggle to get back to "normality"...

And yeah, I am sending this msg while also bedrotting, playing videogames and working on FOSS software.

I've always wanted to (but never actually did) work on foss software... But I work as a depressed software developer in a project that I'm really hating! :D

Anyways...

Tho, I'm a cishet dude so just malecel stuff

You would have been banned for this in the femcel subreddit, but I guess this community is less strict 😁

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[–] Noklito@lemmy.zip 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You know you're lonely when you start looking at people like this and rationalize yourself into by remembering you've dated worse. 🫪

[–] brookedSmile@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I dont even wanna fix her, she's perfect

[–] Noklito@lemmy.zip 10 points 6 days ago

Thise are gonna be my last words someday. 😮‍💨

[–] anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I sent this to my friend and he blocked me

you didn't need him anyways

[–] kewwwi@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

I'm also scared of ordering food from blåhaj's butt

[–] Shanoa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 6 days ago

literally me 😭

[–] Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 6 days ago
[–] erinmeow@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 6 days ago

meooow thats erin

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