That's essentially a two month beard for me,... maybe three ? if he has the same pilosity I do it's doable, but it's more likely he'll wear a beardwig

[–] CosmoNova@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Back in my day Kratos had no beard.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This is going to be bad isn't it?

[–] thethrilloftime69@feddit.online 9 points 2 weeks ago

Tbh I think it you expect anything else, that's on you

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

I have high hopes

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 6 points 2 weeks ago

Hes to small to be kratos. He lost all his mass and I think hes to old to gain it back. All the roids in the world arent getting him back to that unhealthy size he used to be.

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago

I thought he wanted Drax to wear a shirt cause he got tired of having to be ripped all the time.

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's he going to bulk and cut Austin in the next two months? He needs a lot of mass and looks like he's on a cut now.

[–] Einskjaldi@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Being a bit fatter is better for living in a cold country though

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Has there ever been a more cursed television production than God of War

[–] liuther9@lemmy.world -1 points 2 weeks ago

Nah thats aint it brother.

[+] mushroommunk@lemmy.today -8 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Really not a fan of Bautista. This is taking me from interested in the show to probably skipping it.

Bautista is just another angry dude with one note acting, like Dwayne Johnson and John Cena.

Honestly would have preferred to see the likes of Michael B. Jordan cast.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Did you see Bladerunner 2049? He doesn't play "angry" in that one, even though he's only in the opening scene.

[–] Eldritch@piefed.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yep. Typecast is not the same thing as having no range. Bautista is no Costner. He did play Big angry man in Guardians of the galaxy. A lot of the humor the character had was brought by Bautista. And not scripted or rehearsed. I didn't want to like Cena either. But he genuinely seems a pretty good guy with a decent bit of range. Duane, is okay. But yes he absolutely is very samey and nearly every role I've ever seen him in.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Duane is the most typecast among them. Haven't seen him in jack shit that wasn't an action/comedy mix set in a jungle, except the CIA one. No jungle in that.

He probably could do more, but nobody casts him for anything else. Though that may be because he's an asshole on set nobody wants to work with.

[–] Eldritch@piefed.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, central intelligence was the mildly biggest stretch I've seen him do.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I actually liked the Jumanji sequels because they could just go all out with it. I especially liked in the second/third one when they were playing the old characters, first getting into the game.

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Eh, he's arguably the best wrestler-turned-actor right now and has more range than Cena or Johnson. His filmography is diverse and he does play different roles, not just the loud, angry, dumbass in Marvel that everyone associates him with. Cena is good at comedy, but that's pretty much only where he thrives. Nevermind Johnson who literally plays himself on everything.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 2 weeks ago

I think you may be unjustly disregarding John Cena.

Trust me, I wanted to not like him, but he's actually a pretty good actor when it's required. And he's a genuinely funny dude.

I think Bautista may also be a better actor than you think, but I don't feel as strongly about all that... Cena is surprisingly good though.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

If like to have seen David Dastalmachian as Kratos.