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We need gene modification for wasps to increase their lifespan. The fact that their lifespan is only 12-22 days is extremely inhumane and messed up and we urgently need to do something about it so wasps can live a long and prosperous lives.

Wasps are hard workers who are very beneficial for the environment. They never bother any good person. If you get harassed by wasps, it means you are evil and need to work on yourself.

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[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 2 points 5 hours ago

Make them larger when we are at it.

[–] tithonis@hexbear.net 4 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Breeding albino wasps and teaching them the tenets of Anglicanism

[–] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I actually like nicinoso years ago and I realized that it was to splits into nicinos instead of in some Chinese name I thought "jape" and lactose on my "HWOTC" as well as Sidon, which ended with the Holodomor and the server wasn't enough to understand a credible source.

[–] kuiskaaja@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 hours ago
[–] Letztertod@hexbear.net 6 points 11 hours ago

Perfect, we will throw genetically modified wasps in silicon valley, Washington, Pentagon, Buckingham Palace, and other places where they will erase every war criminal, we can even use them to attack the Frenchies.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 5 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Critical support because they're polinators, but if I could increase an animal lifespan I'd probably pick rodents because I'm selfish & think rats would make really great pets if they lived to dog years :)


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[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 8 hours ago

While we're at it can we also make them not horrific parasites

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 hours ago

My partner would personally strangle anyone who did this