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[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 77 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Police is the best example of Maslow's hammer: "it is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail."

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I find the reverse to also be true.

It is tempting, when an object needs percussive adjustment, to treat every tool as if it were a hammer.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 46 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this about the donkey, or has another beloved pet been killed?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 93 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)
[–] HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social 145 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

The social media post from the farm said the officer told HeeHaw's owners that the donkey ran up to them braying, so "they thought they were in danger and shot and killed him after trying to taze him."

They really do find some of the most spineless creatures to become cops.

[–] Waterpumpee@lemmus.org 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Police families should be banned from all petting zoos

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Police families should be banned from all ~~petting zoos~~ pets.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Police families should be banned ~~from all petting zoos pets~~.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 35 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

They fucking tried to taze a donkey.

Yeah I bet he seemed pissed. You tazed him bro.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 3 weeks ago

A baby donkey according to the article.

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

WTF, that sounds like something from a satirical sketch or a story from the onion.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 weeks ago

Jesus fucking Christ

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 38 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] kolmaskommentoija@sopuli.xyz 76 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Police shot a pet donkey in the USA, I think. The officer had gone on the pasture without permission, and when the donkey went curiously to check them out, they shot it.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 100 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It gets worse

The young donkey was bottle-raised, a domestic pet and part of the petting zoo who "never knew a stranger," the Facebook post said.

This is a donkey who loved people and thought he'd found a new friend.

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 94 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Motherfuckers were terrified of a literal petting zoo. I had more courage as a toddler.

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 32 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Accurate, but doesn't really roll off the tongue like ACAB

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[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 8 points 3 weeks ago

It’s true. Every cop I’ve met was indeed a cac.

[–] Leviathan@fedinsfw.app 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] elevenbones@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago

Yo, I said fuck 'em!

[–] TimboSlice@discuss.online 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

American police are the biggest pussies on the planet.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I can think of one bigger.

1000004561

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[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

officials have launched an investigation into the shooting and placed the unidentified officer on administrative leave

Funny; that's the same thing that happens when they shoot black people

[–] Armok_the_bunny@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Unions are very effective at protecting members, 'tis unfortunate that police unions are the last really effective ones.

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 25 points 3 weeks ago

that fucking cop should go straight to jail, charged with torturing an animal, charged with killing an animal, charged for trespassing, charged for destruction of property, then swiftly convicted and sentenced to a decade or more in prison without parole. and upon release never be allowed to own firearms again, never be allowed to work in law enforcement or private security or private investigation ever again, and be barred from working or living with animals.

and that's my nice, measured, restrained, internet friendly reply.

[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

This is just pure stupid. You go to someone's farm, unannounced, I assume enter their pasture, and then get surprised when one of the animals comes up to you and start making noise? He's lucky he didn't catch a bullet for wandering into someone's property unannounced.

How about this, take his gun away, and I know a field that has a bull in rut that might have the "missing person" he was looking for, he can go right out in the middle and look around all he likes.

[–] OS2Warp@lemmy.zip 18 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

This isn't like Harambe. The way to make Harambe equivalent would be if Harambe was killed because some cop wandered into his enclosure while looking for a missing person and managed to shoot him before Harambe ripped his arms off for trying to taze him.

[–] Undaunted@feddit.org 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

~~Murcia~~ Murica, fuck yeah!

/s

[–] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 14 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

What’s wrong with Murcia, Spain?

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