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[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It is common in dementia care to label things to help the patient remember.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Things will be squirrely and dangerous if the engraved words "STRONG AND POWERFUL" appear on his Diet Coke call box.

[–] christian@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

That's why it's such a mean prank to replace the "landline phone" label with the "The President" one.

[–] skipper@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

imagine getting a job and everyone is sucking your metaphorical dick

[–] free_casc@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

It's such a fucking "idiocracy" situation. I think so many of us (rightly) get horrified by the most brutal outcomes of capitalism, but it is also shocking how dumb these people are, and how proud they are of it.

These people should be bumbling around a small town with free housing and healthcare, not in charge of nukes.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

For anybody who doesn't know - the wooden box has the red "diet coke" button.

Looks like something my grandma would order from an infomercial.

I really miss Nitter sites. Fuck. - https://x.com/kaitlancollins/status/2095223897012478122

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If I become US president we're replacing it with a Dr. Pepper button. We only drink BDS compliant poison in my White House(We're also repainting it, no more KKKraKKKa HHouSSe. Not sure what color(s) though.)

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Wow look at you with your fancy name brand syrup water

I only drink storebrand knockoff dr pepper

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

Depends on the price at the time. Dr. Pepper at Winco was about $6 compared to the Dr. Thunder at Walmart for like $5, so I got Dr. Pepper. A month ago the Dr. Pepper was like $8 so I got the Dr. Thunder.

[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

I also keep post-it notes of things I shouldn't forget on my work phone.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

BUT WHO WAS PHONE?

THE PRESIDENT?!!

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago

Part bribe, part decoy style. I doubt it's online.

[–] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago

Is that a Palm Pilot?