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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] folaht@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

You tell her to take an MRI scan and determine if she really does have ovaries.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Just keep doing this, she'll point you in the right direction:


[–] davel@lemmy.ml 4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] Commiejones@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 13 hours ago

This is why I prefer color/sex linked crosses. Gold over silver makes golden girls.

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

She's a human woman lady though

[–] lemmygarden@lemmy.today 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Depends. How did you get her naked?

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

She got naked on her own and then I was like what are you doing lady? But then we worked through that and now I need to know how to sex her

[–] lemmygarden@lemmy.today 3 points 12 hours ago

I think you're supposed to laugh at her and point, then go play a video game.

[–] Commiejones@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 13 hours ago

You should sex her good, if you do it bad she won't be happy.

[–] don_kiedyck@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Don’t worry. It’s never going to happen.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

You have to communicate with your partner to determine what they want and need.

[–] lemmygarden@lemmy.today 1 points 8 hours ago

Lol funny joke

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 1 points 14 hours ago

I don't know, but the goal should be more than once

Ask her gently