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[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Guys, please use drones to disable these things

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 3 points 51 minutes ago (1 children)

That's been on my mind a bit. It's not a foolproof way to do this though, as you'd likely need to:

  1. Do a ukrainian style one way mission. The materials used in it could be led back to you through purchases, fingerprints, or DNA.
  2. Be nearby the drone and control it as it flies in. You could be seen nearby though, and your controller's signals could be located.
  3. Use an FPV drone to see from the drone's perspective. Though this also has the risk of your controller's signals being located.
  4. Use a fully autonomous drone that is configured to meet you at a safe location after the mission. This is by far the hardest version to do, and you'd need to do a lot of research + trial and error to ensure edge cases don't get you caught. What if the drone fails to complete the mission? What if it physically gets captured? What if it is followed?

I think it would definitely be possible to do something like this in theory, but in practice it would be incredibly difficult to do more the once or at scale, and not get caught.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 1 points 32 minutes ago

There were some conservation groups doing research on fully autonomous drones that could fly around the Amazon in remote regions to study the wildlife.

I imagine they learned how to nest in trees during high sun to recharge.

I imagine this research is mostly already done. The only thing we need to do is teach it to identify camera lenses.

And occasionally refill its tank with black paint (or, better, cache a hotswappable tank somewhere in a forest and then send an encrypted signal with the coordinates)

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 9 points 3 hours ago

The mayor of the town was not happy about this sting operation. There had already been debates in City Council about removing them, and the mayor doesn't seem to be a supporter.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

cool. guess instead of cutting them down, we'll just start strapping explosives on them instead.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 70 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

That's surprisingly clever for a group of donut eaters.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

They must have finally graduated to the coyote/roadrunner cartoons.

[–] just2look@lemmy.zip 88 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

It really isn't clever. It was privately printed and installed without government approval. So the only reason this is being charged as a felony at all is corruption.

Someone destroyed illegally installed private property that is worth maybe a few dollars. That is barely even a crime and certainly not a felony.

[–] crispbacon99@lemmy.zip 10 points 17 hours ago

Means they can no longer afford the surprisingly cheap price of $800 per camera and have started to use fakes

[–] TheGoldenV@lemmy.world 60 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

If everything is a felony then what’s the point

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 5 hours ago

everything won't be felonies as long as rich people never go to jail for abusing kids with prolific paedophiles.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 16 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Felony depends on state.

Most are $1k, so is Florida.

And from this story I've learned that it only costs $800 for a Flock camera.

So in the vast amount of states, if you only break/take the camera, it shouldn't be a felony:

https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/felony-theft-amount-by-state

Destroying property is usually about the same limits state by state.

Obviously you want to research specific state/local laws, you know, because knowing is the half the battle.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 4 points 2 hours ago

Inflation go up. Felony limit go down.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Inb4 states and municipalities begging to pay $1000+ each to justify increased charges

[–] Amuro_eat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 16 hours ago

Exactly, just burn it all down and go extreme if the punishment for anything is going to be equally extreme

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 20 points 17 hours ago

The high score, silly

[–] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 17 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Entrapment sounds like typical Florida pig style.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 12 hours ago

Isn't entrapment when the cops are persuading you to do it. This seems more like they set bait and someone comes and does the deed

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

This does not remotely fit the legal definition of entrapment

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

There are two possible reasons for putting up a fake, to scare people to behave themselves and to catch someone destroying it. The latter has been happening a lot and is widely covered by the news. If it is the first then maybe it wasn't ~~entrapment~~ baiting, but i can't think of any other reason. Also the article specifically states the intent of the cops.

[–] baronofclubs@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Bait isn't entrapment. Entrapment is when the government persuades someone to do something they normally wouldn't and charging them for it. So, an undercover officer can't pressure you to rob a bank and then charge you for it. This is more akin to a bait car, prostitution sting, or surveillance.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Still seems like the same thing..

I wouldn't normally beat up a guy, but if a police officer was in plainclothes beating the shit out of a woman on the street, I might do the right thing and beat him up.

This person might not normally cut down invasive surveillance technology, but if the police put up a fake flock camera in his neighborhood, he might do the right thing and cut it down.

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 1 points 1 hour ago

I wouldn't normally beat up a guy, but if a police officer was in plainclothes beating the shit out of a woman on the street, I might do the right thing and beat him up.

And that wouldn't be entrapment

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Thanks for clarifying, didn't know the difference.

[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

That's what I was thinking. Isn't this a classic case of entrapment? I guess it doesn't matter since it's Florida.

[–] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Legally no, it's not entrapment. Still if the cops hadn't placed the bait, there would be no crime. They know where the line is, and ride it.

[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I should add that given the details it's not entrapment. At the same time though, there are thousands of flock cameras, and somehow the cops knew this particular spot for a fake one would lure someone in? There's no telling if they instigated it in some way not mentioned. And the charges they filed are very likely to fall apart anyway, because it wasn't a flock camera, it was a cheap decoy, and felonies are based on actual value, not imaginary. It also may not have been authorized to be installed. So the defendant could legally have been removing vandalism from a pole.

This is why you can't really adjudicate from a news story, there's a million unknowns, and often weird technical details to laws that aren't well known to the public. Top that off with most news information coming from defense lawyers giving an intentionally biased account of events, because the police don't just call the press most of the time. And when they do, it's usually to give their own damning version of events.

[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago

Good stuff, thanks