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[–] minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Time to ban American food imports I guess.

[–] Squirrelknight@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Donny Diaper is well on his way to make that a reality already, no help needed.

[–] axx@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 day ago

The US is really speedrunning the whole failed state thing.

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

As soon as I heard that our family has bought Canadian fervently. Why take a chance. Boycott US and their no standards in food etc. Let them all poison themselves.

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 76 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm sure it's had no impact whatsoever. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to boil my lettuce or else it'll make me diarrhea myself to death

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hold on a minute. You won't diarrhea yourself to death we do have health care. You'll diarrhea yourself for several weeks and at some point will likely need medical intervention. Leading to a massive mountain of medical debt.

[–] CptBread@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Ah, the system working just as intended.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There's veggie soap on Amazon, I suggest everyone wash rigorously with said soap. Everything. Apples too.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That’s to remove wax and anything on the surface, not sterilize it.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

No, but it washes off surface contaminants

[–] Bieren@lemmy.today 24 points 3 days ago

Gambling addictions are getting out of control. Just eating is a gamble now. Will I be fine or will I shit myself to death.

[–] lemmygarden@lemmy.today 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Because the food companies bribed trump

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago

Because they think it will increase the profit margins of big conglomerates who bribed the politicians.

These oligarchs are so dumb and short-sighted. I’m sure whatever savings Taylor Farms had from reduced inspections was absolutely eclipsed by the massive demand reduction since nobody wants to eat their dangerous garbage anymore.

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I guess, we're going right back into Sinclair's The Jungle.

[–] lemmygarden@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

Fingers in the ground meat

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 29 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Soon the milk won't even need to age

[–] crimson_iris@piefed.social 15 points 3 days ago

FASU. Fuck Around, Shit Uncontrollably.

[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

“Romaine Rampage, story at eleven…”

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

romaine brown flow of both ends.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

the fall of the Romain empire

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

Then rename the FDA to the A

It seems to be helping local farmers/ butchers a bit, mostly because they aren't a faceless corperation with no morals

[–] crystalmathadept@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What if they’re doing all this stuff purposely and they aren’t really this inept?

I have this bad feeling Dump knows he lost in 2024, despite cheating (of course he did) and “winning” he knows most of us would rather a dark skinned woman run the free world than ever hear him speak again. So all of this? The power outages, the contaminated products, the ridiculous Indy race in DC, air safety rolled back…. This is our punishment. He hates the common man, and is setting up everything to fail.

Expect more inconveniences snowballing into dangerous situations over the next few years. Get a bug-out bag together, put your Oh Shit Kit (bug-in bag) on high priority.
Get know your neighborhood and make a pact with them, when shit hits the fan you will all work together, share resources and help others in the group any way you can. It’s the only way to survive a despot.

[–] MashiroTenshi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It's in Project 2025 to cut and gut the USDA and food inspections

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought the plagues brought by antichrist trump proved they already have?

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The screenshot is from April. We're experiencing the predictable results.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 days ago

Ah yeah I didn't see that :(