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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

When I donated semen to the seed bank and nurses all clapped when I came out of the bathroom. This was immortalized in a Kelly comic.

[–] NewDark@lemmy.today 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] g_mer@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago
[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm proud of every single one. This implies that there are some I'm not proud of.

[–] g_mer@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

but surely some are prouder than others? even if all are solidly proud

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

If you asked me to grade every single fap, I'd rate them all a 101 out of 100 score. Every one.

If I can't be proud of myself who can be? I'm a believer.

[–] Firstnamebunchofnumbers@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Toriel bbw soft mom-dom audio

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Real answer is probably one where someone was watching and cheering me on

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] GoodBleanis@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'm very glad images are blurred by default. This is terrifying

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] cattish@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is tracer bi, or is scout a transfem?

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Scout is literally God's gift to women in the canon. She's just helping him fulfill his destiny

[–] cattish@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'd make god's gift to women a transfem, but I know me and god don't see eye to eye sometimes.

[–] filipinokilla@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

a loving relationship