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clownboybebop writes:
my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don't get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn't you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo
me: mama what the hell does that mean
my mom: so muscular
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Kangaroo Jacked
Mom:
I'd like to meet mom, Lori Petty hot af
There's a zoo near me that has kangaroos you can pet. They are so very soft, they love scritches, they're like silly muscle puppies.
Lemurs, not so much. They look like they'd be soft but the feel like they were designed to scrub bottles.
Is this the Kansas City Zoo? I remember the kangaroo and wallaby exhibit was just an open field that you wandered around with the animals (just giant reds, just the small guys) and they would come right up to people.
Close! tanganyika wildlife park, south of Wichita. Though they do trade occasionally so we may have met the same kangaroo.
Now I want to try scrubbing bottles with them. You could probably have a while YouTube channel about cleaning vessels with various mammals.
Nah, it has to be some sort of burrowing animal; otherwise you get accusations of animal cruelty. Burrowers will happily leap into and out of the vessels themselves.
If ferrets had bristly fur they'd be the best pipe cleaners.
A burrowing owl?
You knew exactly what she meant
That's why we named you Joey
I had a spruce-top ukulele that I named Spruce Stringsteen
Furry here; I know of quite a few kangaroo furries.
Are they muscular?
So muscular.
Kangaroo dick and balls are bullpupped
I didn't need to know that. I didn't need to have to Google that. I didn't need the further information I got from the internet about multiple kangaroo vaginas and bifurcated kangaroo penises. You made this happen. I hope you're proud.
OP's mom knows what's up
Did you tell her kangaroo furries exist? It sounds like she might become one...
Also delicious