"Best I can do is send ICE to your home"
this post was submitted on 10 Aug 2026
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We are in a record heat wave, it’d be nice to have ice delivered right to my door! /s
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!!!
Give Trump some credit. He ended the war he started with Iran at least 15 times by now.
1500% success!!!!!!1one
Edit - Read to the refrain of All-Star by Smash Mouth:
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the joke doesn't land, but I appreciate your effort and enthusiasm.
same joke but far worse Meh
Any day now some people might realize that the governments job is not to better their lives but to stabilize capitalism. Right before elections, every promise is fair game, afterwards any government is gonna do what 'it has to do'. Criticizing single terms gets really boring the older you become. Government can only hope that the people stay as short sighted as the average CEO shooting for those quarterly numbers.
I think at least 1/4 of those were literally just hallucinated by enthralled MAGAts.
Will have answer and a healthcare plan for you in two weeks.
so since 90% of gambling losses can be written off on your taxes, I think Americans can prevent most of their money from going to the Feds if you lose your entire tax burden at a tribal casino (i suggest the Seneca ones if you are near New York)
idk we have to get creative about how to deprive these fucking Nazis if we're not going to resort to ripping them apart with our hands
not going to resort to ripping them apart with our hands
Or.....
Can we at least use gloves I hate cleaning my nails
Gas is $2 where I live! Sobs in Australian
well the tariffs was going to make US stronger. If we assume US=billionaires then yes the scam to funnel money from people to billionaires did make US stronger.
$2 gas better not come back.