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[–] RockBottom@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

God is stupid and can’t create good genitals as is.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 107 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Still genital mutiliation and child sex abuse

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 48 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Agree. I’m from Europe and I find it very weird how common it is in the US

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 32 points 5 days ago (2 children)

It's SO common in the US that while growing up I felt ashamed and incredibly self concious of being uncircumsized in high school showers. Life's so strange.

[–] velma@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

Thankfully the millennial generation has started doing away with circumcising our children. Last time I checked, which was admittedly 10 years ago, the circumcision rates were closer to 50/50 in the US.

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[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

It's not really a thing outside the USA? At least not in Canada anymore. I'm one of a bunch of kids and about halfway through my siblings they stopped recommending it.

Confused the hell out of 8 year old me tasked with giving my 3 year old brother a shower.

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[–] crystalmerchant@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago

No but it is cruel as fuck and rooted in religious bigotry

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 91 points 5 days ago (2 children)

can we still like, stop doing it though ?

[–] PRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.au 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)
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[–] motruck@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 days ago

Genital mutilation.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 41 points 4 days ago (4 children)

You're against circumcision because you believe it causes autism.

I'm against circumcision because I believe genitally mutilating non-consenting infants is an atrocity.

We are not the same.

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[–] homes@piefed.world 55 points 5 days ago (11 children)

What kind of craziness would cause a person to think that it might?

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 49 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Probably the same craziness that causes people to think vaccines cause autism.

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[–] Auli@lemmy.ca 20 points 4 days ago

OK but it is still a barbaric practice and I don't see why we allow it. Just because it is culturally accepted does not make it OK.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Who... how could... what?

... ah.

"Parents have been concerned about this potential circumcision-autism connection, but hopefully these findings may help allay their fears," says senior author Monica McGrath, research professor in the Bloomberg School's Department of Epidemiology...

Ah ok I understand now.

"Parents".

Bigotry against autists is so extreme that idiot religious extremists will actually consider one of their more barbaric, senseless, cherished traditions as negotiable, relative to the utter 'horror' of their children potentially being autistic.

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[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No but it is cruel and a gross violation of bodily autonomy that should have huge amounts of jail time attached.

[–] maturelemontree@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Thank goodness my parents said they would rather have left that choice to me when I was old enough. As an adult, why the fuck would I get circumsized unless you have a specific reason to do it?

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I'm jealous that your parents cared enough to let you decide. I wish mine had done the same.

As for why you would do it willingly I don't know either.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (9 children)

I got the last laugh. I was cut as a newborn, but I still didn't end up with the parts my parents wanted. They took a little snip. I went for the full origami of gender reassignment surgery. 🤣

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[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

A friend of mine did it for medical reasons. His foreskin was too tight to pull back, which made it really hard to clean, and I think there were some other problems associated with it as well.

I've never heard about an adult getting circumcised as an adult for religious reasons, but I'm sure some people do it.

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[–] ActualGrapesTasteGreen@piefed.zip 35 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You needed a study to know that circumcising doesn't cause brain structure differences?

This IS idiocracy.

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[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 5 points 3 days ago

why the fuck would it? fuck these cunts. Also, quit mutilating kids.

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Never thought it did.

Still ain’t right.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Who else is fine with pretending it does if that results in fewer circumcisions?

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[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

...did people think it did?

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[–] minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 25 points 5 days ago

But it does mutilate the child's genitals.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 11 points 4 days ago

Stop cutting bits off children, you complete wrong uns.

[–] arararagi@ani.social 7 points 4 days ago

What? Who are these people that were even linking these two things? I'm actually shocked I can still be surprised by stupidity.

They should still stop doing it though.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Can we spread a lie that it does ?

Idk what else will stop people from mutilating their child's genitals.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Culture needs to be developed where parents are explicitly asked are they mutalating their kids and feel the social pressure.

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[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 19 points 5 days ago (8 children)

Obviously. Nowhere to hide the Tylenol.

(why am I like this?)

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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

No no let them keep believing it so they finally stop mutilating kids.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"Parents have been concerned about this potential circumcision-autism connection, but hopefully these findings may help allay their fears," says senior author Monica McGrath

Dear Dr. McGrath,

Which parents?

Sincerely,

Sane people

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[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Who the fuck thought it did?

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[–] vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 4 days ago (11 children)

fuck AMAB genital mutilation!!! fucking weirdos!!!!!

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[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Tell the religious people that circumcision causes trans women. At least that one could make sense to someone who's afraid of trans people.

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