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Police ask Kumamoto residents to not get blackout drunk as much during earthquake relief efforts (soranews24.com)

submitted 1 day ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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You can't tell me what to do!

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[–] rain_enjoyer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

this is democracy manifest!!

also alcohol makes heatstroke more likely, no ac after earthquake

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

No can do!

[–] PRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.au -1 points 22 hours ago

The left position: 'a paradise made in hell' by Rebecca solnit

The right position: when the government obviously cannot bring the threat of force to bear, it will rapidly become a war of all against all.

The reality “its too fucking hot to do anything. You wanna get wasted?" "Nah man, I'm gonna try to get some stuff from the ruins if my house." "You know alcohol lowers body temperature?" "Well then."