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[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

How do you "semi-negotiate"?

[–] a1studmuffin@aussie.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago

It's like when you sit on your little brother and grab his hand and make him keep punching his own face over and over.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Trump couldn't find his own ass with both hands and a boyscout.

[–] logi@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

But he sure could find the boy scout's ass.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

They are not talking to the US nor any of their proxies. Someone should read Trump the boy who cried wolf. Seems he missed that life lesson.