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Trump says US is ‘only semi-negotiating’ with Iran (www.middleeasteye.net)

submitted 2 months ago by geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.ml

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[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

How do you "semi-negotiate"?

[–] geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

[–] a1studmuffin@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's like when you sit on your little brother and grab his hand and make him keep punching his own face over and over.

[–] logi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Except the US is the little brother and the big brother is the world standing there in bewildered amazement as the US punches its own face over and over for no reason.