Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom, boom boom acka lacka boom boom!
this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2026
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First word not first letter
Aaaah, sorry, I'm a bit slow.
why am i getting mass downvoted
>5
>”mass”
Well imagine if it was 5 zombies coming to kill you!
It has been 13 years since I've heard an "Everybody Walk the Dinosaur" reference via 4chan. Amazing.
This post is from 2018, but still. Deep cut.
sometimes 4chan is good
No, no, sorry, not fake or gay enough. This has to be ai hallucination rather than genuine greentext
Yeah the dead giveaway is "honey mustard". Everyone knows it's hunny mussy.
I wondered why "i'm in" was on the previous line at the end.
When that song comes on the club goes wild.