Microblog Memes

• Movies, including Home Alone and Back to the Future on VHS
• CDs, including Please Hammer, Don’t Hurt ’Em by MC Hammer and Michael Jackson's Dangerous album
• A Nintendo Game Boy
• Rollerblades
• Reebok Pump sneakers
• A jar of Gak, at the request of a Dr. Emmett Brown impersonator, who showed up in a real DeLorean and fake hair
• One of Joey Lawrence’s “Whoa! ’92” hats, which he stopped by to present
• News reports, including coverage of the AIDS crisis, Desert Storm, and the end of the Soviet Union
• Books, including a world atlas, history book, comic book, phone book, the Orlando TV Guide for the week of April 30, 1992, and a copy of the Book of - Endangered Species
• An issue of Nickelodeon magazine
• A Nicktoons t-shirt featuring Ren & Stimpy
• A piece of the Berlin Wall
• A Barbie doll
• Pencils
• A skateboard
• A baseball
• Twinkies
• A stick of bubble gum (though no one seems to know which kind)
• Photos of things too big (or alive) to fit inside, including bicycles, planes, trains, cars, politicians and celebrities
• A videotape, which was a recording of the live ceremony, shot by a girl named Vicky who stood onstage to operate the Kid Cam
• The camera recording the tape, which appears to have been unplanned—Mike O’Malley and Joey Lawrence both looked baffled about how to remove the tape from the camera, so the whole setup was tossed in at the last minute

I think 2042 might still be too early to open it, but it will be nice for anyone there to watch it be opened, if they care!

Lowkey I hope it's just full of slime

I hope it’s just gallons and gallons of expired rotten Gak

Oh shit, 2042, that's, like, another 35 years from now, right?

Its slime isn't it?

Oh shit. Now I have a reason to live! Thanks!

Some time capsules are so unambitious. I remember seeing a library buried one for ten years. The person who buried it was the same person who dug it up.

Now that you mention it, I would kind of like to know what color slime turns after that many years.

Picture looks like it's full of Gak™

I'll be my early 50s, that's not even a good times capsule, I'll still know all of the things that are.

I suppose it's aimed at children, "this is what your parents thought was important", presumably everyone will then have a good laugh at the VCR in the cassette tape that will inevitably be in there and no one will have any way to play.

Drink Your Ovaltine

Time capsules should be 100 years, so everyone from when it was sealed is dead.

Although, if you're sealing up a bunch of pop culture stuff, maybe it's better to make it 50 years? IDK.

I'm not very interested in time capsule, I guess.

Dan Schneider's Phylactery

Looks sort of like a Stargate (okay no chevrons to lock I know) just push the right coordinates on the DHD and you'll be fine. Depending where you are in the universe....or galaxy? Can't recall how far they went, time for another rewatch it seems.

50 years is at most only two generations. real change occurs at 5 or more

Seems to missing a few screws, looks like its already been opened.