There is no fucking way a flock camera has 64 GB of ram.
this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2026
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No, and the RAM it does have is likely soldered somewhere and would be very difficult to repurpose.
That being said... we should double check, just in case.
take the cameras and all parts you can get your hands on whole and in their entirety. we can figure out how to repurpose them later.
It is an android system that could be repurposed as a server though, although you'd want to make sure it can't phone home...
Collect a container full, ship them to china and get someone there to desolder the ram. You will probably get rich and on the Trump FBIs most wanted list.
You're right, it's actually 128gb. They also contain about $1250 worth of gold, platinum and copper. Not to mention 4tb ssd drives as well.
Rumor has it they have 5090 gfx cards too.
Also, I've heard they run on puppy-girl bathwater.
I propose a case study, start chopping
Go check. But remember, you need to sample enough of them to be really sure. Like 100, maybe 1000.
Decent GPS sensor, nice battery pack. ok IR camera.
There's a little storage and ram on it but nothing labeled enough to tell
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Like I said on the other post. The Flock cameras use an old design from 2017. The Flock Falcon Flex camera has a Snapdragon 625 with 2GB of LPDDR3. That's a SoC from 2016.
Which DDR is it?
Amazing country they have, RAM growing in trees.
Flock cameras uses Deutsche Demokratische Republik Stasi-RAM
Makes sense
3rd mix, so don’t forget LLLRRRLR before you play if you wanna play on Maniac
I heard they blow up real good
Where are those grifters when you need them?