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[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 47 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Trump is the avatar of the USA there's nobody more USian.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

trump is the most american president and i mean that as an insult

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

The most American American (derogatory)

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

to both trump and america

[–] Tiocfaidhcaisarla@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago

Dude's been elected twice and these libs still can't grasp this

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Literally, moogas and I would probably agree on one thing. Donald Trump might as well change his name to John America.

Of course, I think being a boorish pig ISN’T a good thing, but Trump’s the yankiest yank to ever yank.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Donald Trump Is America (published 118 months ago but still entirely relevant + a banger)

[–] Mutalisk@hexbear.net 28 points 2 weeks ago

Libs will tell you about how propagandized and authoritarian every country outside of NATO is and then go "Donald Drumpf is a flithy communist and a traitor to the American Volk #NotMyFührer" blob-no-thoughts

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago

doug-clap AND THEN EVERYBODY WERE CLAPPED doug-clap

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] kittenzrulz123@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

And they all started voting even harder

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

I'M GONNA VOOOOOOOOOOOOOTE

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

President Trump - sir, respectfully - to paraphrase a great movie quote... You may take our lives but you'll never take our vote!!! Um... Wait a minute... That doesn't sound as good as I thought.

[–] kittenzrulz123@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Then they started dancing in a frog suit

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Then the Capitol Police quickly arrested them and they thanked the police for their service.

[–] kittenzrulz123@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Of course, back the blue always to say otherwise is an attack on democracy

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I nicked the idea from John Lewis. He tweeted something that I must have shared at least 20+ times online over the years. And a lot of those share were at Hexbear. But he's the Liberal Patron Saint of Voting and "Good Trouble" and I can't resist sharing it again.

I was beaten bloody by police officers. But I never hated them. I said, 'Thank you for your service.'

https://xcancel.com/repjohnlewis/status/751432205826715648

Even now I can't believe it's real. What an amazing case of liberal brain worms.

[–] kittenzrulz123@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Holy hell, that is some insane levels of turbolib right there

catgirl-disgust

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

When he was alive - he must have spent 95+% of every waking moment fixated on voting. Very little thought if none at all about how to make the lives of his constituents or lives of all Americans better. Voting was an end to itself: voting-voting-voting-voting-voting-voting... And he was in congress ~30 years and died with his boots on.

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

He cheers when the leopards are eating his face.

[–] Fayne@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I heard that they are forcing everyone in the US to paint their face orange and their hair yellow, just like in the Bad Korea!!! /s

[–] CupcakeOfSpice@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And at the same time having a bad spray tan and blonde hair is illegal!

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

If you fail to comply, 3 generations of your family will be arrested by the DoJ and sent to Prison to work for 5 cent an hour wages and you'll have to join a race-segregated gang just to survive.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

Sir! SIR!!!

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

Nailed 'em!

[–] the_robot_from_planet_danger@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

if i was there the white house press briefing wouldn't have gone down like that

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

It would have actually gone with the ICE private security eating the reporter, but then the ICE agents die and then the reporters eat the ICE agents. Circle of Life yeonmi-park

[–] trompete@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah yeah you're all great patriots and your opponents are all traitors.

Saw this yesterday: Clip of Fetterman being Israel über Alles. The King of Libs, Jon Stuart, responds that Israel isn't "our country". Left-libs on r/trueanon celebrate this as the greatest own in history. Total nationalist indoctrination with these people. The US is the Greater Satan and these dimwits want to safe it.

[–] kittenzrulz123@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If anyone were to ask me who I'm with I would answer without hesitation the international proletariat, hell for libs why is it so hard to say the American worker that sounds vauge enough to be palettable to a lib

[–] stink@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Then he pulls up a satellite video of their parents' house and clicks a button to evaporate it with a laser and everybody claps

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

The JDPON Global Revolution, KKKraKKKa

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Wow gottem that'll definitely show him he definitely won't just call them a dirty name and move on

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

he will hang his head in shame and renounce his unamerican ways