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[–] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 2 points 27 minutes ago

Either all animals have souls or nobody does. Humans are JUST animals with a more complicated social life (in some cases anyways).

I HATE people who think humans are special. That's how we end up with all sorts of evil shit in the world, including people who think they're the most special and get to kill others because skydaddy said so.

[–] hayvan@piefed.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Body-mind duality was the stupidest idea to take over an entire culture for centuries. Mind and soul ARE part of the body.

[–] searabbit@piefed.social 3 points 2 hours ago

There is a reason running out of glycogen stores is called "hitting a wall" in long distance running.

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world -2 points 1 hour ago

"Animal with a soul"

No they have one too. All beings go to heaven. Heaven is the seventh day. The universe grows logarithmically more complex as subpatterns come together to form superpatterns. And so, the seven days of creation are:

Alpha>Light

Light>Matter

Matter>Molecules

Molecules>Cells

Cells>Creatures

Creatures>Society

Society>Omega

So, the perfect society we are creating WILL BE the transcendental object at the end of time, the restaurant at the end of the universe, and that IS the transcendental particle at the beginning of time that can be in multiple places at once and communicate instantaneously with itself to form a topological matrix, which is what light is.

But, back to the point, we're in the sixth day. The seventh is where we have instantaneous global telepathy and begin reconstituting the dead. All beings that have ever been will be connected together telepathically in Heaven, and you can't stand that, then I guess that eould be Hell!

Don't worry, God is good. If you fibd yourself maladapted for the seventh day, God will replant you in a new life in the sixth day, which is what you're doing now.