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Am I experiencing a profound spiritual desolation or have I not eaten enough for breakfast?
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"Animal with a soul"
No they have one too. All beings go to heaven. Heaven is the seventh day. The universe grows logarithmically more complex as subpatterns come together to form superpatterns. And so, the seven days of creation are:
Alpha>Light
Light>Matter
Matter>Molecules
Molecules>Cells
Cells>Creatures
Creatures>Society
Society>Omega
So, the perfect society we are creating WILL BE the transcendental object at the end of time, the restaurant at the end of the universe, and that IS the transcendental particle at the beginning of time that can be in multiple places at once and communicate instantaneously with itself to form a topological matrix, which is what light is.
But, back to the point, we're in the sixth day. The seventh is where we have instantaneous global telepathy and begin reconstituting the dead. All beings that have ever been will be connected together telepathically in Heaven, and you can't stand that, then I guess that eould be Hell!
Don't worry, God is good. If you fibd yourself maladapted for the seventh day, God will replant you in a new life in the sixth day, which is what you're doing now.
I too enjoy drugs.
Child. I'm this way naturally.
I'm jealous. I need a heroic dose to chat that much crazy.
Then you are a child you is npt truly in charge of their life and just floats in some ni shit as life passes you by.
You got all that from a few sentences? Impressive. Did God help?
I got ball in my ass, child
No shame, if that's your thing.
What's with the "child" thing? Are you a pedo?
Yes, I am a cop. You're arguing with a cop. I hope you get what you want out of this, cuz I can't think of a logical reason to do what you're doing.
To be fair, I'm not the one talking absolute whiffle on the internet.
I hope you can get the help you clearly need xx
Well, I know what I'm doing. I've been trained!