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Lovely , wonderful (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 17 hours ago by cm0002 to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago

I'm from the old school, where wasn't a substitute for (which also was a bad idea).

[–] thenextguy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 12 hours ago

bloody

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 16 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I don't like !

[–] DrakeAlbrecht@lemmy.world 12 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I love it! I'll have the , , , , , , , , , , , and !

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

!

[–] DrakeAlbrecht@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

You were supposed to say, "'s deprecated!"

[–] Pure_Psykosis@lemmy.ca 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Span, eggs, and span

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

How about

Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy, and a fried egg on top, and,

Span

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago

The ministry of silly syntax strikes again.

[–] Solemarc@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I come from the school of "there are only 3 tags; form, button and div"

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

No inputs?

[–] Solemarc@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

Input is an attack vector, better to remove it.

[–] dis_honestfamiliar@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 13 hours ago

Oh. so like now?

Get out of here with that aside or main tags.

[–] Ratio_Tile@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 11 hours ago

Huh. <span>, <span>, <span>, <span>, <span>, <span>, <span>, <span>, <marquee>, <span>, <span> Thisis new. <span>

[–] tio_bira@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 15 hours ago

https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUyd2xydzJmMjJqM2EyZW40dmhnbHpzdmthN2NpZTBpMXgxaDNuaWFoaSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/RI4LTRjrVJhTskGtrb/giphy.gif

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 4 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

I'm losing my attention span, please stop spanning

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Making websites in FrontPage be like…

[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 1 points 15 hours ago

We al love span!