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“When spotting another American in a foreign country, your first instinct is usually the correct one: run in the opposite direction. Like you, this person ha...

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[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't forget to ask "how aboot those leafs, eh?"

[–] CombatWombat@feddit.online 4 points 2 weeks ago

I’m more of a «Les Victoire vont eater un cauchemar cette année» kinda guy — they never expect a French-speaking American.