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Knowing Microslop™, they'll fix it by loading every document on your computer into memory at boot and call it "Quick Launch"
True Microslop™ behaviour would be to only do this for documents in OneDrive, then tell users to store all documents there for "improved performance"
That just sent a weird shiver down my spine.
And worse, they don’t even care.
Old school MS would just add some seconds delay to the Mac version.
I want to have to book an appointment every time I want to use a Microsoft product.
Great! I'll just fire up Outlook to put that into my cale oh no
Gotta load that sweet telemetry
Microsoft's excuse: 🖕
Jokes on you i'm still running word 2007
Yar matie! That be a good choice!
Whole damned office suite including visio
I'm done with MS myself, but at the same time I like to be conscious that news sites are milking the sentiment of frustrated users by constantly rephrasing "MS said they are going to be improve X" into "MS admits that X is bad".
My linguistic pet peeve is using compounds to describe a negative.
Twice as slow < half as fast.
Twice as ugly ? Half as pretty
"And Microsoft has no excuse (they'd be willing to admit to).". Those wacky little degenerates and their "back doors". We need serious people back in the tech world again. Men and women of honour, with standards.
They all moved to linux or are bound by golden handcuffs. Source: my entire friend group
I worked with some former Microsoft people. It was ridiculous. So much drama. They were constantly pushing initiatives that made no sense. They cared more about their weird culture than they did about making great products. I think that Ballmer broke Microsoft. His endless stacked-ranking made people focus on corporate politics and resume padding over quality.
Oh but they do- their excuse is incompetence! They have so much excuse. And by excuse I mean they have so much incompence 😀
Legacy code bloat.
I don't think it's the old code that's bloated. I've been using office '97 at work for... reasons, and despite some bugs it still runs on the latest windows server, does pretty much everything Word 365 does and is much faster.... really makes you think.
Word 97 also has a memory requirement of 8 MB. That legacy win32 code is extremely optimized, programmed in a time where every bit and byte was considered. It's today's background services and applications that slow Windows down, consuming memory and cycles for no apparent reason.
Office apps have also become much slower and less stable since they integrated cloud support and bolted on javascript for the user interface.
I had the same issue with slow loading office at work. If you check the network request, office opens 10 or even more connections on startup, i guess at least one is for licence check, possibly another one for one drive. However one of the requests took more than 8 seconds to complete, and during the whole time office would just sit idle.
Not to mention new outlook which won't even open without an internet connection
ostensibly, it's also for things like collaboration. But I'm willing to bet that at least half the data going across the servers are telemetry and... if we're being honest, probably corporate espionage.
I'm pretty sure Office 97 was the last version to not use ribbons or have auto-arranging menus. As a support worker, nothing was worse than those two items. Having to walk someone through clicking a series of static menus was so much easier, could even be done in a doc with optional graphics, and the user might learn something in the process. After those things, there was no standard, anything could be anywhere, and there was no guarantee you or the user would know where to find the thing you were looking for. And they called it progress.
Last I heard the Mac version of word was entirely different code than the Windows program. Different teams too.
But that was a long time ago. Things could have changed especially with the change to subscription/web deployment.
Nah I use office 2013 at work because fuck 365 and it is fine.
maybe one day someone can get to the bottom of why it takes thirty seconds to open a local Excel file