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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)

it's not what you know; it's who you know.

..and that guy knows a guy.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago

He’s a made woman.

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

What's that, you're looking for the right shade of eye liner to go with a bright pink sequined top... Yeah, I might know a guy. What's it too ya?

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This has bad summer comedy written all over it.

[–] chad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's like Oscar meets Birdcage. Which are 2 fantastic movies if you haven't seen either.

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I haven't seen Birdcage, but I did enjoy Oscar.

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[–] rapchee@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

for some reason i think "boss's son" is more relevant than the rest

[–] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cool echo of history given the maffia/mob ran many of the bars where queer people were welcome when things like cross dressing was criminalized

If I remember right the bar where stonewall started was a mafia or mob run bar

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It was, but they were far from allies. They muscled on their patrons as often as the cops did to drag more cash out of them, because they knew they had a blackmailable secret and they couldn't go to the cops.

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[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn’t this another case of only caring about something once it happens to you?

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Most definitely.

[–] SchadeMarmelade@feddit.org 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The Mafia being more inclusive than most governments.

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, it still tracks.

Not inclusive until the thing in question personally affects someone in charge.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Mafias are basically proto governments. They have all the functions of government but they’re less formalized and they struggle to achieve a monopoly on organized violence.

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

In some places, it was easier to go to the Mafia to get things like landlord disputes or infrastructure dealt with than it was to do things the legal way. A surprising amount of major US cities operated this way for a decent while at the turn of the century.

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[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

IIRC, and I may not, the Sicilian Mafia is arguably a Roman rump state.

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like they're still homophobic, just restraining themselves since they'd rather not sleep with the fishes

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds to me like they'd rather sleep with the boss' son

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (45 children)

Bigotry arises from a failure in education, it's ignorance. They just needed to look.

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[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I remember this post

The article

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A drag queen isn't necessarily gay, right?

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Why would someone downvote you for your comment? Maybe a straight woman is also a drag queen? Maybe a straight guy is a drag queen? WTF?

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Bloody brilliant, to borrow the parlance.

[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

I read "Mafia drops ban" in the sense of "new ban just dropped", as if the opposite happened

[–] generic_computers@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Are there pictures of said Drag Queen? I need to see this!

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dude can't read, it's not about how good, it's about fabulous or not fabulous period.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Tbf, you can be fabulous without being a good drag queen, but you can't be a good drag queen without being fabulous 🤷🏻

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