It's a scientific fact that everyone who doesn't have sex dies.
this post was submitted on 31 Jul 2026
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"Scientists say you can live forever if you constantly fuck"
Not stopping is the hard part.
Sex is not necessary.
- sincerely, an asexual
RIP u :(
100% of people who think sex is not necessary die...
And my medication :(
Have you tried different area codes?
Work = something you're interested and motivated in, btw, not just whatever job will give you a paycheck
I just got a hoe from my local garden supply store.
Hell, I've even gotten a hoe from the local library once.
Very shrewd and conscientious of you tp only get local hoes, though.
tbf I'm pretty sure you can masturbate, that's just sex with yourself
I'm pretty sure you can masturbate
But both my arms are broken, step mom!
Ok but real talk, I do all of that. I don't go out socializing, but I do interact with humans. Still obscenely depressed.
Maybe the world is just bad, guys.
weekly sex? what?
And embarrass your ancestors? Daily at least.
Damn, I knew I am undead