She best answer Kinonite. Easy effort, and it's as fresh as we need. Leaving plenty of time to make sweet, sweet love. (cue Barry White soundtrack)
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Both.
Debian for anything that has to run unattended for a long time without requiring much care. Arch for the desktop.
Ubuntu Server LTS on my first-ever server. I'mma green rook at this. I'm amazed at how quickly and easily Casa was to get up and running on an old laptop.
I still got a long ways to go before I can try Debian for a server.
openSUSE.
Arch. I'm still having nightmares from trying to install up to date versions of user-space software onto Debian in 2008-ish, usually leading to having to compile it from source, usually leading to having many compiler errors due to make and GCC being quite a few versions behind. All the help I got in those days through forums are links to WinXP ISO torrents, and telling me that to stop ruining their "hobby OS".
I would answer debian, but I want her to say arch.
I want my girlfriend to be smarter than me ok!?
Whenever I hear Debian, I always imagine a newb OS called Nubian and damn that'd slap as a name.
All text would be in Papyrus font.
I always imagine a newb OS called Nubian
You mean an African distro?
This hurts because Debian is named after a couple (Debra Lynn and Ian Murdock) who got married and divorced and Ian passed away. Going with Debian is a lifetime of hurt.
On the other hand Arch girls are described in Rick James's song "Superfreak".
and yet... their names are immortalized... it wouldnt surprise me if debian is still around in 50 years
Me: "Numbers or mechanics?"
Impotent or idempotent ?
Devuan.
FTFY
Is this like asking if looking for a fling or a long term relationship?
"Debian or Arch?"
spoiler
RPMs are better than DEBs
Yeah I get some good RPMs on my 2001 Honda Civic.
Hence why so many of us are gay for each other.
I thought it was because we're all femboys and trans catgirls.
Nah I'm just a boring old homo
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Both. desktop is arch based, server is Debian.
You slut, you!
That's all it takes to be a distro slut!?
What the heck am I then?
%brl list -v
artix
bedrock
ceres -> devuan-ceres
devuan -> devuan-ceres
devuan-ceres
devuan-ceres-new
devuan-chimaera
devuan-testing -> devuan-chimaera
devuan-unstable -> devuan-ceres
exherbo
fartix
fentoo
fexherbo
garyos
gentoo
gentoostudio
goblin
gs -> gentoostudio
hijacked -> gentoo
init -> gentoo
jentoo
kentoo
kentwo
local -> gentoostudio
marklar
oasis
pclinuxos
space
suckless
tentoo
tudio -> gentoostudio
ubuntu
void
void-kde
And that's just one of my computers.
[... it's starting to make sense, thinking about one thing I made, I called wminizer]
What the heck am I then?
A container slut.
What the heck am I then?
A container slut.
???
But... there are zero containers on any of my systems.
I suggest a regimen of cold showers and coarse towels.
But like with glasses or something.
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She's just baffled that anyone who knows those two distributions could be so dense as to whittle down the vast infinite sea of possible options to just two incredibly boring ones. She would have cried next if he hadn't done it.
Also, OpenSUSE.
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Her: it depends on who's asking and their usecase
- Pls marry me (pls)
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