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    [–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 107 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    Both. desktop is arch based, server is Debian.

    [–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago (2 children)
    [–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    Are you waiting for an invitation?

    [–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    Oooh yeah, baby, let's debug the networking stack together!

    [–] rtxn@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

    Don't be silly, chmod o-W your $WILLY!

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    [–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    That's all it takes to be a distro slut!?

    What the heck am I then?

    %brl list -v
    artix
    bedrock
    ceres -> devuan-ceres
    devuan -> devuan-ceres
    devuan-ceres
    devuan-ceres-new
    devuan-chimaera
    devuan-testing -> devuan-chimaera
    devuan-unstable -> devuan-ceres
    exherbo
    fartix
    fentoo
    fexherbo
    garyos
    gentoo
    gentoostudio
    goblin
    gs -> gentoostudio
    hijacked -> gentoo
    init -> gentoo
    jentoo
    kentoo
    kentwo
    local -> gentoostudio
    marklar
    oasis
    pclinuxos
    space
    suckless
    tentoo
    tudio -> gentoostudio
    ubuntu
    void
    void-kde
    

    And that's just one of my computers.

    [... it's starting to make sense, thinking about one thing I made, I called wminizer]

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    [–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

    Yep. "Depends on the use case" is a solid answer.

    [–] Ptsf@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    πŸ₯΅ yeah talk dirty to me.

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    [–] DaTingGoBrrr@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    This is the way! Everything is based on Arch, Debian or Fedora anyway so you might as well stick to what is well known and supported.

    [–] TwilightKiddy@scribe.disroot.org 12 points 1 month ago (13 children)

    angry Gentoo and NixOS noises

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    [–] jaypatelani@lemmy.ml 53 points 1 month ago (1 children)
    [–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

    NixOS* but yes

    [–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    My wife uses Debian, but I love her anyway. ❀️

    [–] squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Do you call her Debbie Anne?

    [–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 1 month ago

    Fun fact that not a lot of people seem to know: the name is a portmanteau of "Deborah" and "Ian". The names of the Creator and his then wife

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    [–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    Debian in the kitchen and Arch in the bedroom

    [–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Debian in the kitchen

    You only buy pre-made food?
    That's where Gentoo belongs, or LFS if you don't like following recipes.

    [–] fartographer@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

    I buy ingredients, not seeds and animals.

    [–] RQG@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

    Only buy traditional food with a best before date at least 3 years in the future.

    In bedroom a new bed every other day with a lot of bed bugs.

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    [–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 33 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    She's just baffled that anyone who knows those two distributions could be so dense as to whittle down the vast infinite sea of possible options to just two incredibly boring ones. She would have cried next if he hadn't done it.

    Also, OpenSUSE.

    [–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 month ago

    well the vast majority of those are just arch and debian with extra steps, with the occasional fedora based or independent distro

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    [–] djdarren@piefed.social 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    She's a Hannah Montana girl.

    [–] DokPsy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    So... Debian then? Hannah Montana Linux has historically been a kubuntu reskin

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    [–] BladeFederation@piefed.social 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)
    [–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Hence why so many of us are gay for each other.

    [–] Mister_Hangman@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    I’m all for touching as long as we don’t sudo

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    [–] GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    "Arch or Debian?"

    "TempleOS, you heathen!"

    [–] end_stage_ligma@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    And then I pushed him over

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    [–] auzy1@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Linus would be out... He uses Fedora

    [–] tal@lemmy.today 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
    [–] auzy1@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    Of course he is. No woman can resist a guy who uses Fedora

    [–] tal@lemmy.today 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    She went for him in late 1993:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linus_Torvalds

    Linus Torvalds is married to Tove Torvalds (nΓ©eΒ Monni), a six-time Finnish national karate champion, whom he met in late 1993. He was running introductory computer laboratory exercises for students and instructed the course attendees to send him an e-mail as a test, to which Tove responded with an e-mail asking for a date.

    Fedora won't have been around.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fedora_Linux

    Fedora Linux[10] is a Linux distribution developed by the Fedora Project. It was originally developed in 2003 as a continuation of the Red Hat Linux project.

    It looks like there were Linux distributions at the time, but they were very early:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linux_distribution

    Early distributions included:

    • Torvalds' "Boot-Root" images, from v0.95a onwards "Root" was maintained by Jim Winstead Jr., the aforementioned disk image pair with the kernel and the absolute minimal tools to get started (0.10: 4 November 1991)[12][13][14][15]

    • MCC Interim Linux (3 March 1992)[16]

    • TAMU Linux, based on MCC with simpler installation and X11 (14 July 1992)[17]

    • Softlanding Linux System (SLS) which included the X Window System and was the most comprehensive distribution for a short time (15 August 1992)[18]

    • H.J. Lu's "bootable rootdisks" (23 September 1992),[19][20] and "Linux Base System" (5 October 1992)[21][22]

    • Yggdrasil Linux/GNU/X, a commercial distribution (alpha: 8 December 1992)

    • The two oldest, still active distribution projects started in 1993. The SLS distribution was not well maintained, so in July 1993 a new SLS-based distribution, Slackware, was released by Patrick Volkerding.[23] Also dissatisfied with SLS, Ian Murdock set to create a free distribution by founding Debian in August 1993, with first public BETA released in January 1994 and first stable version in June 1996.[24][25]

    I think that there are two possible takeaways from this:

    • Not clear what distro was used

    if any


    but if it was, it won't have been a presently existing one. It's possible that he was just rolling his own setup, not using a distro at all.

    • Linus's date with Tove derived from an email exchange. What ninja chicks look for in a guy is possibly an email client, not a Linux distribution at all. It sounds like Linus was probably using Pine at the time (though someone could go dig up mail headers from old emails to check).
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    [–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    "Arch or Debian"

    "Slackware"

    "Marry me"

    [–] MoffKalast@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    "Ubuntu."

    "NEXT!!!"

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    [–] Denixen@feddit.nu 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I would answer debian, but I want her to say arch.

    I want my girlfriend to be smarter than me ok!?

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    [–] dismay3915@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

    Her: it depends on who's asking and their usecase

    • Pls marry me (pls)
    [–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    Debian, of course. My computer is a tool, not a hobby.

    Plus, I like apt. It's nice.

    [–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 11 points 1 month ago
    [–] Slashme@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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    [–] Ftumch@lemmy.today 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)
    [–] tetris11@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

    Guix or rtfm!

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    [–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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    [–] Eggymatrix@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    Debian for work, arch for home

    [–] ghost9@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago

    Debian in the streets, arch in the sheets.

    [–] ragas@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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