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They've sexualized the word "daddy" so much that when I have kids, they'll have to call me sensei.
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"Yes Chef" also works
this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2026
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Does it.....
"Kiss up and down my arm."
'Yes Chef"
Kisses
Okay you're right.
- "you've been a naughty girl.."
"yes chef i'm sorry chef"
That's not much better depending on what you read.
Creeps me the fuck out when women do it sexually. Am I supposed to be turned on thinking she wants to fuck her dad, or turned on imagining I'm fucking one of my children?
Either way, naaaaah. Fuck no.
It's weird as someone who didn't grow up speaking English, because I only ever hear the word in a sexual context (except occasionally and then it's very weird)
Lmao it's definitely a power dynamic and for some playing with shame
It’s depressing that the mainstream in porn is now a minefield of boner-killing weird shit and traditional, boner-enhancing weird shit like tentacles now feels like a safe harbor of sanity and stability.
I've put the brakes on one night stands a couple of times when daddy or the equivalent in my language (pappa in Swedish) was said.
I can't even stand it in porn, it's just fucked up IMO. I can be close to climax and if it's said I'll be as soft as an almost rotten level overripe banana in seconds.
Holy I would be a bit uncomfortable with being called daddy but pappa would throw me of completely.
Geef me een klap pappa
My wife and I theorise that almost all Swedes speak English because it's so easy to make someone cringe in the bedroom when speaking Swedish.
Normalize "Father/Mother" in a Dickensian era London accent.
Low key trying to make my infant start calling me father
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Ah yes, teach me harder, sensei!
Honestly your kids calling you daddy and your wife calling you daddy as a joke hits different. I love when my kids call me daddy.
And I love when your wife calls me Daddy.
Wait a minute... if this guy's wife calls you daddy... and she calls me daddy... then... does that make us a gay couple? And does that make him our son-in-law?
🎼 i'm my own grandpa 🎶
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Notice me, sensei.
Watch out, it's pretty close to sempai, and that one is also very sexualized!
This sentence is old enough to be in middle school.
Nah. Most kids have switched to "Dad" by then.
Me and this guy watch polar opposite porn lmao
I hate being called "daddy" so much. It's pretty easy to convince a kid to call you something else, but other adults refer to dads as "daddy" all the time, which then needs to be undone.
They just took someone else's joke and replaced bro with sensei to make it a "brand new sentence"
Ah, the way of memes. You made this? I made this.
Yes Step-Sensei
General, there's another settlement that needs help.
How to tell people you're porn addicted without telling people you're porn addicted.
This is a thing in real life. I'd say about half the women I've slept with have called me daddy in bed entirely of their own accord.
You sleep with women? Dude that's so gay
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Good Morning, Progenitor
Hello, mudda
Hello, fadda
Here I am at
Camp Grenada
Notice me, daddy-san!
So modern of you... allowing your children to address you directly. /s
I was so uncomfortable watching that smarter every day video where his son only calls him "sir". Maybe it's a regional thing but it seemed super authoritarian and gross to me.
Destin's son calls him "sir"? That's super fucked.
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