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They've sexualized the word "daddy" so much that when I have kids, they'll have to call me sensei.
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this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2026
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And I love when your wife calls me Daddy.
Wait a minute... if this guy's wife calls you daddy... and she calls me daddy... then... does that make us a gay couple? And does that make him our son-in-law?
🎼 i'm my own grandpa 🎶
That's not how gay couples work. We're a thropple. And yes he is our son-in-law.
Odds are she wouldn't get off with you sorry micro buddy
Weird, she tells everyone else she fakes it with you.
Please be careful - this dude's skin is obviously so thin that your words might cut him.
I mean, he really should know that Beth's a giant slut.
Man, imagine his face if that's the right name.