Slop.

Imagine reading this and thinking this is the 'honest'. The point is that it's the dumbest thing he can possibly come up with. He's literally self inserting himself as a punchline to the joke.

Firstly I think it's funny that they think the hammer and sickle is some kind of wedge between people who do one kind of work and people who do a different kind. Wait till they see

Second of all communism will win because, without labor, not a single gear would turn. I don't think the same can be said about weirdos who need an ownership stake in wombs.

Third, I have yet to be convinced that collective ownership of personal property is a tenant of communism and if it was I fail to see how it contributes to nor leads to personal sovereignty and flourishing

A womb is only capital if children are consumable goods, which...is quite a viewpoint

Is this "human pet guy"?

i still think the most insane post i've seen from this guy is this, when he came onto a legitimate politics-ish post talking completely unironically about how astrology doesn't work ANY MORE, because

The powers of the follwers of Pythia (later the Sisterhood of Karn) were dimished by Rassilon's Anchoring of the Thread at the temple of Atropos.

which, if you're into obscure doctor who novels from the 90s, you might recognise as the thing that made time lords infertile and gave their godking power over reality. he casually refers to pre-time lord gallifreyan witches as real historical figures. he claimed this makes sense because he is a modal realist, and did not back down

he then spent the next few days going around doctor who extended universe tumblr asking people to ask people to unblock him. this is what convinced me he is legit unreachable. no one trolls like this for this long without ever actually having any fun

This guy always swings from to . Really needs to find some actual IRL friend who can help him be less like if the worst parts of the internet were a person.

I always read the 🚨RUDE🚨 label on bsky accts in the same way the salad can in DHMIS says it lmao

This is the same guy who claims dinosaur bones were actually dragons, magic is real, and he was unaware than Vienna and Venice are different places. He's most well known as the "human pet guy" because he once made a deranged hypothetical about how if breastfeeding in public is acceptable, then having a naked human pet on a leash should also be acceptable.

Ah so since my hysterectomy, I have become the purest version of the working class and have reached true ascension of proletarian sainthood (kidding)

The answer is "yes".

Y'know I saw an exchange in the tumblr comments recently in which many people posited that TheCyberSmith has become an active parody of who he was when the human pet post was made. This tracks.

Even within the absurd argument being made, how is a womb a mop, but testicles aren't? They are equally reproductive organs. Misogyny overflowing to the point all forms of logic are thrown to the wayside

the most wretched of commodities

Marx wrote to warn about the horrors of wage labor and commodifiying lives, and this poster is inspired by that to theorize about the living commodities nexus.

i was weaned off NATO propaganda and started to support russia simply by observing the conduct of some westerners. the belief that women are all universally bourgeoisie is something i cannot even begin to comprehend culturally... less than 150 years ago you had literal slaves in your houses who did the breastfeeding instead of the (white) birth mothers...

I like how Bluesky mods labeled the perfectly reasonable and non-insulting reply "Rude"

C*bersmith🤮🤮🤮

I'm kinda surprised bluesky wouldn't have already banned this guy. Seems like a slam dunk.