She lives under my car and sleeps on my porch.
I guess she is my cat.
This is your cat. When winter comes, you'll let her in. That's when it will become official. She knows this. It's just a matter of time.
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She already has a home next door she just prefers to chill on my porch and under my car π
Ah, then you're part of her territory. I see her using you as a natural feature of the landscape. "That outcrop with the red petroglyph is a safe place to stand while I check for danger or prey."
Better to embrace the inevitable now.
This is not your cat so far.
This isn't my cat
Brother, I've got some news for you.
Donβt tell him. Cat wants to see how dense he is.
You don't own her. She owns you. Cats famously are very protective of their property
Itβs not that sheβs your cat, itβs that b youβre her human. To believe anything else is pure folly.
It could be a shape-shifting spy, Kratos.
Y'know I'm glad that it was you of all people who made that reference.
Tell your dogs I said they're good girls/boys
Ceci n'est pas mon chat
How does that sundial on your chest work? (I really hope I'm not being offensive about something meaningful to you)
You aight. It's just the logo for the god of war remake. I got the logo for the first game on my chest and my fiancΓ© got the logo for ragnarok on her shoulder.
Oh wow, I never played the remake! Is it as good as the original? I rented and played the original so much that the Blockbuster employee gave me a partial refund so that I'd buy my own copy of the game instead of wasting money at their store.
It's amazing but they've changed the gameplay a lot so it almost feels like a completely different game but with enough subtle callbacks and reused gameplay mechanics that it's not too different than the original.
It's like going to your childhood home after being gone for decades. The new owners renovated a decent bit but it still feels familiar and like home.
That's really cool, I might have to give it a try!
My (cat person) mom has the following axiom: if the cat is at your home, it is your cat
Its Fenrir, he just need to grow a little. Haha.
I just wish I had a Mimir