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[-] saigot@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 year ago
[-] the_itsb@midwest.social 21 points 1 year ago

I'm turning 42 next summer and have been thinking about hosting a Towel Party; this image is going to be very helpful.

[-] cloudy1999@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

A stranger on the Internet approves of this plan. Please provide updates. Will there be a Vogon poetry recital?

[-] the_itsb@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

I think the physical and psychological distress that tend to result from Vogon poetry would be problematic for the celebrational mood I'm hoping to achieve, but there will definitely be gorgeous sandwiches crafted by the loving hands of an artisan of intergalactic renown.

I've never seen a recipe for Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters that appealed to me, but I'm hoping to get that sorted as well.

[-] zurohki@aussie.zone 17 points 1 year ago

That OP, he's a really hoopy frood who knows where his towel is.

[-] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I was really hoping I'd find this here.

[-] elzapp@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Always know where your towel is

[-] MajinBlayze@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Be the kind of frood who knows where their towel is

A real hoopy!

[-] Anolutheos@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Yet somehow the hotel towels are several times better at actually drying than my thick luxurious towels at home

[-] elscallr@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

Are you using fabric softener? That makes your towel less absorbent. If you're using detergent with built in softener it'll do the same.

Wash your towels with a cup of vinegar to remove the softener.

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Should I shower with vinegar and then use my crappy home towel?

[-] veroxii@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Sure. Why not?

[-] uphillbothways@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

And/or borax in the machine with the soap. Helps a lot.

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Don't use softener

[-] Oka@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

When you shop for towels, don't get a towel, get a "bath sheet". They are XL towels

Fuck that, beach towel ftw

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago

Fuck that, aircraft detailer.

[-] legopika@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Don't forget to replace your soap with aircraft paint stripper to get extra clean.

[-] db2@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 year ago

Stay at a better hotel then. This is like shopping at Walmart and complaining about how many people in there smell bad.

[-] Neve8028@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago

Ah yes just "have more disposable income". Simple advice, thanks.

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[-] electriccars@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago

If only my company allowed me to book my own hotels while traveling for work...

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[-] rDrDr@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Growing up, all the towels we had at home were stolen from hotels.

[-] uphillbothways@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Growing up we never went to hotels or anywhere, really. Mother stole our towels from grandma, who got them free from the grocery store on rewards points in the 70's.

[-] Reverendender@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I would love to know which god-tier cushiony towels you are using at home!

[-] FollyDolly@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Has anyone noticed hotels are also giving you less towels overall? Last hotel I stayed at I got one bathtowel, one hand towel and a washcloth. Guess If I spill anything I'll just clean it with the bath mat?

[-] radix@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

What else should they give you by default? Genuinely asking.

[-] FollyDolly@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Usually it's at two of everything. Especially now that housekeeping only stops by once per stay these days.

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[-] Ryan213@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Same with toilet paper ply.

[-] Wage_slave@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

I have had to stay in a lot of hotels and the good the bad and the disgusting, it doesn't matter.

I am bringing my own fucking towel. You can say "stay at a nicer place" all you want. but those who can afford those places, are also those who can affod to be the sickest, most perverted fuckers out there and employees that give far less a fuck's worth of care.

[-] theforkofdamocles@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

Two stories:

The last time I stayed in a Motel 6, maybe 35 years ago, the towel was practically tissue paper.

I once delivered a box of towels to the Senate Club at the Forum (back when the Lakers played there), and wow did I ever see how the wealthy live! Those were the biggest, most luxurious towels I’ve ever felt.

[-] enki@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

This, but my pillow. Since I learned how amazing latex foam pillows are, I've had a hard time sleeping on regular pillows ever since.

[-] veroxii@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Nice hotels have a pillow menu.

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[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

Also the idea of a used pillow

[-] DagingAnalog@lemmy.my.id 4 points 1 year ago

Why are they heavy tho? I have a much thicker towel at home but it's much lighter than hotel's.

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 year ago

All the stale cum

[-] BigPapaE@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Opposite for me haha. Some of those hotel towels put in work

[-] Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

TF you mean sometimes? Haven't you read the manual?

[-] callyral@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

I think you're supposed to bring your towel

[-] argv_minus_one@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

You and your hotel both use books as towels?

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

This is how I feel about pillows

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