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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ann Widdecombe was hit on the head with a hammer 21 times at her home as she ate lunch in an attack that was caught on camera

damn, what was she eating that was so good? personally, id probably stop eating lunch after the 2nd or 3rd hit to my head with a hammer.

[–] hotwarioinyourarea@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's telling that they won't tell us what she was eating.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

Rich British woman? Probably a cucumber sandwich. Except with like caviar or summat like that.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

okay but is the hammer okay? niko-concern

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Still waiting for ANY kind of comment on his motivation. Right now it's just chaos of propaganda being pushed by the right that it was an extreme left terror attack blah blah blah.

If it was I think he could've gone after someone more important. Why her?

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Adventurism doesn't always target the most important person in a chain of command, but instead balances that ambition with accessibility. People in more active and prominent positions are more likely to be formally protected. It may just be that poor old Ann was the unlucky combination of culpable and reachable given the means available. popuko-hammer

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago
[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Wait are we sure she wasn't secretly a nail?

[–] SockOlm@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago
[–] miz@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead

Honestly, I was thinking of that Lizzie Borden rhyme when I heard the amount of times, but hey, this Beatles song I just listened to works as well

[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago

Oh no that's horrible what a terrible shame, really guys, I'm serious. Guys

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] narr1@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

a wild Egg appears

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

liberalism reach out to your closest demon or infernal beast. Hell lost a real one, make sure the ghouls in your life are handling the news okay.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago
[–] whisp@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Taking looksmaxxing to the extreme

[–] SickoJohnKerry@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

Joshua Kerry, 28

sicko-intrigued

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago
[–] sourquincelog@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh this isn't the missing newscaster's mom

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah they already recovered that corpse.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

where'd you see that? afaict Guthrie's body has not been recovered

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh I guess I was just conflating it with the ransom note saying she died almost immediately after she was kidnapped.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

why would you put that in a ransom note?? I haven't followed this case except to know they've got nothing

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

Yeah my interest has been zero and have mostly picked things up through osmosis

[–] demeritum@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 day ago

It seemed like a fake ploy to distract the populace.

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Not enough?

[–] soyaEnjoyer@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

vikas music sadly hasn't released a commemorative track so you'll just have to listen to this and substitute "dick" for "anne" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRHk5Dq5lfs

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: