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What's your plan if you get caught? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 2 months ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] TheDankMemegician36@thelemmy.club 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Look em dead in eye and start furiously masterbating.

Works every time.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Start? I thought we were caught jorking it.

[–] TheDankMemegician36@thelemmy.club 1 points 1 month ago

Can't get caught if you ain't hiding it broski!

Proudly beat your meat in public. Look em in the eye and stroke it slow!

[–] davel@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Say what you like about Dr. Fünke, but he’d never get caught with his pants down.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

a dose of caught syrup

[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Blame it on AI

[–] folaht@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

That is the plan.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

Say it was all FreshParsnip's idea...

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Using every single round of ammo, or bourbon, depending on what i get caught for

[–] Tenderizer78@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

If I told you, I'd have to kill you. And I don't have a plan for if I get caught for that.

[–] TraipsersWill@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Deny everything...in a TinkTonk series, where I demonstrate how it was done, and how it couldn't possibly have been me, and make a quick pitch for my latest 'Wuzn't Me' T-shirt.

[–] ragingHungryPanda@piefed.keyboardvagabond.com 2 points 1 month ago

leave town, grow a beard and then shave it off, then live happily ever after

[–] UncleArthur@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Blame it on a mid-life crisis.