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[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 46 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure if you could speak cat, it'd be yelling "How dare you do this to me!"

[–] MrKoyun@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

"You betrayed me, Human!"

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"Gross, it tastes like cilantro!" - Cat

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

My husband says it either taste like soap or solid deodorant. I have no idea how he knows what deodorant tastes like.

[–] khanh@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago

you asking the wrong questions, everyone gets soap in their mouth at some point; how does he know it tastes like soap or solid deoderant? he tried it?

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

How else are you supposed to keep your farts smelling nice?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago

A play in four cats

[–] essell@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

"Gonna have to go lick my ass to get the taste out of my mouth"

[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

If you watch the play in reverse this is about a cat showing you the lengths he will go to fuck you up.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

O this smells nice.

Chomp

Christ on a stick!

Looks over to human: why would you leave this here! Remove it immediately!

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 6 points 6 days ago

Cat News Anchor: This just in... soap is not food. Film at 11.

[–] islandcoda42@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago
[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 7 points 6 days ago

Not a plant, but definitely ick. Username half checks out ;-)

[–] notsure@fedia.io 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hey, I've seen this one... hahahahahha

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

It’s a classic!

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Remember kids, if your mom tries to wash your mouth out with soap, you take a big fucking bite of that bar, chew it up, and then spit it at her.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

10/10, no notes.

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

The kitten dragged one of the thin used bars out of the bathtub into the hallway so now all the soap is in the bathroom closet!

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[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world -4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] MrChewy@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Schizophrenia