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How to tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber (lemmy.ml)
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[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

*unionised

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

You could also ask where they get their pipes from

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

there's no way to tell it verbally.

I just told it to someone verbally by spelling out the word rather than pronouncing it.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I tried to tell it non-verbally and my wife pronounced it “what the fuck are you doing?”

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't leave us in suspense. Is your wife a plumber or a chemist?

[–] xylol@leminal.space 1 points 1 week ago

Do chemist lay pipe

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

I'm not spelling that correctly on the spot

[–] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 week ago

Just use a hyphen and then give up if they don't know what ionized means.