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[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I, for one, support this; NYC suffers from a lack of accessible public toilets.

[–] kuiskaaja@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 month ago

WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK, WE CARRY THE PISS!!!!!!

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)

set to be unveiled September 10

freedom-and-democracy

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Kirk's murkiversary is the day before 9/11.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I forgot, wow, lmao what a date.

[–] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're not supposed to ever forget

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

You know, the thing

Anyway

Holy shit I forgot about that

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

Very telling they're unveiling it then, instead of on the date of his birth.

He means far more to them when he's dead than he ever did while alive.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Someone fly an RC plane into his neck. obama-drone

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

These two replies being right next to each other

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Especially when the first one is clearly LLM slop.

[–] Diurnambu1e@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Clearly ? Can you explain which sign painted it yo ya ? I read and t and noticed the peosy but that all. I though "hey weird magat, as expected" (Internet disclaimer, I am legitimately curious, no I'll intent.)

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's hard to explain, but there's this nauseating non-human quality to the writing, specifically how they're just describing what's in the image without really saying anything. The ”will hit different” phrase also seems to be common with LLMs as a way of saying fellow-kids ”wow, this is so cool”, and the US flag emoji at the end is admittedly a weak tell, but LLMs just seem to love emoji, especially in text that's supposed to seem human.

[–] Diurnambu1e@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Okey, I don't see it ... Too much corporate bullshit maybe. There should be some kind of game with ai/human text to train yourself.

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] miz@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Maturin@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don’t you miss the days when we would have generated an image for this using ms paint?

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

popuko-hammer I can fix him.

[–] DasRav@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Historical revisionism in action! They are using AI to upscale his face in historical documents as well!

[–] CommCat@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As I stated when it happened, Kirk would not even be mentioned in a month if his death wasn't so spectacularly graphic.

[–] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i think it's more that politicians in the us were trying to make it such a big deal. renaming streets and building statues to a man who wasn't really all that well-known but did spend a lot of time around those congresspeople. that's what made the kirk memes so funny imo. same thing that happened with 9/11

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At the end of the day I feel like the only person who has managed to successfully instrumentalize Kirk's death so far is Candace Owens, and she's using it against other right-wingers.

[–] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

has she actually? i thought she was kinda fading into irrelevance. i suppose the fact that she's in the memes is proof enough that she's managed to get a little bit of publicity off it but idk

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Are you serious? Candace Owens is on top of the right-wing grifter world right now. None of her videos or livestream VODs get less than a million views. She doesn't get much airtime on Fox News etc because of her anti-Israel stuff but she's definitely not fading into irrelevance. If anything, she's dabbing on the Daily Wire's grave.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 21 points 1 month ago

As a joke, someone should put a hole in the neck (then fill the thing with aqua regia).

[–] RION@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why does it look like they're handing him a small translucent rat

[–] StarkWolf@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

He's being fed

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

That statue ain't staying up long.

[–] BreadDaddyLenin@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wonder how many times it'll get defaced every day??

[–] Biggay@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

it could use some defacing, its face is too big

[–] acab_means_cop_Dva@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

There’s gonna be like 50 Flock cameras pointed at this thing and anyone who’s doesn’t approach it prostrate or with proper deference decided and determined by the Kirked-up algorithm connected to a malfunctioning Anduril drone will be summarily judged guilty and blown away for being an ANTIFA supersoldier.

It’s what Charlie would have wanted.

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

🛩️🛩️

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The piece was handcrafted by renowned Italian sculptor Sergio Furnari

Sergio what now?

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

i think the wordfilter would catch that

[–] StarkWolf@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Some lucky person will get the chance to do it a second time

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Imagine being the sculpture who took mknths making this.

[–] NotSafeForWorld@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago
[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Is he the David Beckham statue guy?

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

We are sergio furnariiii we caaarrrry the flaaaame

[–] Tetoris@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 month ago

Hey this could be the Americas Qin Hui

[–] bourgeoisie_burgers@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago