this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2026
18 points (100.0% liked)

Not The Onion

170 readers
21 users here now

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
CidVicious@sh.itjust.works
18
Taco Bell now under investigation over outbreak of parasite that causes ‘explosive diarrhea,’ report says (www.independent.co.uk)
submitted 3 weeks ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe to c/nottheonion@sh.itjust.works
3 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 

cross-posted from: https://suppo.fi/post/13328803

top 3 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

How do they know the difference?

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

Everyone: "..."

The CDC: "Like, diarrhea that is even more explosive than usual"

Everyone: "...oooooh"

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

This used to be a Jeff Foxworthy joke.