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Taco Bell now under investigation over outbreak of parasite that causes ‘explosive diarrhea,’ report says (www.independent.co.uk)
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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago

How do they know the difference?

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 6 points 12 hours ago

Everyone: "..."

The CDC: "Like, diarrhea that is even more explosive than usual"

Everyone: "...oooooh"

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

This used to be a Jeff Foxworthy joke.