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[–] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Didn't realize this guy was still alive

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Not only is he alive, he's making big money off the Mossad as a psychic spy and investors hire him to psychically detect new oil fields. He owns an island, and a museum. Located in the Jaffa port in Tel Aviv, this museum is a renovated Ottoman-era soap factory featuring a vast collection of his memorabilia. It holds the Guinness World Record for the world's largest steel spoon (53 feet long) and houses items that once belonged to Michael Jackson.

He once tried to psychically block Brexit.

He was no Kreskin, who was amazing.

Let's all concentrate and psychically bend his big spoon!

[–] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 2 points 2 hours ago

Well that's quite a ride.

Man, it's a shame having morals pays so little...

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I don’t recall the episode, but that’s David Mitchell looking awkward with a woman inadvertently challenging him not to be a wanker with a superiority complex, so I imagine it’s Peep Show.

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I just wanted the series name. Thanks I will have a look. I see that is a comedy, and I tend to watch British comedy a lot, starting with Allo Allo, keeping up the appearances and the IT crowd. Lately the comedy Central from Poland has the one foot in the grave.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It’s very good if you don’t mind the subgenre of pathologically narcissistic main characters, like Seinfeld or Always Sunny. It’s also a clever send-up of the Friends era of shows about “hip” young urbanites.

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I do loved Seinfeld, but not much Always sunny in Philadelphia. Interesting thanks again. Btw I loved only fools and horses, some good lines in there.

[–] DigDoug@lemmy.world 30 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

"Charlatan tries desperately to cling to relevance" is a more apt headline.

Has anybody blown James Randi's ashes into his eyes yet?

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 10 points 16 hours ago

Any time Uri Geller is near a spoon, sprinkle some of James Randi's ashes around it. Like kryptonite.

[–] Deebster@infosec.pub 2 points 16 hours ago

Imagine if he actually believes it. He could just be delusional.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 7 points 14 hours ago

I honestly didn’t think he was still alive.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

You expect me to believe the aliens on P7X-377 care at all about the World Cup?

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Not to be that guy, but calling that planet system by the P word is seen as derogatory in this day and age. Please refer to it by the name □□□□-□'□□. You may not be able to pronounce it correctly if you only have two orifices in your face that can emit sounds, but the locals will appreciate the effort.

[–] baronvonj@piefed.social 1 points 14 hours ago

well, the enemy of my enemy, right?

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago
[–] Zier@fedia.io 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Hold on, 'alien crystal skull' is my porn name.

[–] baronvonj@piefed.social 4 points 14 hours ago

Dan Akroyd's, too.