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Oban police investigate after report of man using seagull as a weapon (www.westcoasttoday.co.uk)

submitted 3 weeks ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Reports say he was dual-wielding the birds.

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[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Was it tern-based combat?

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

thread over

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

Thread reopened. It was Laridae based combat, at least.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago

[–] terminatortwo@piefed.social 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is very Oban news. Instead of arrested, this man should be studied: it doesn’t seem easy to pick up a seagull? Then attack with it and have it be unharmed?

This man is a wizard

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Article says he wasn't arrested, just "conveyed to his home"

I'm glad the birds were alright

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

The man in question:

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 7 points 3 weeks ago

Can any experts in bird law weigh in on this?

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Can't find this funny like I'm meant to and other comments seem to when its blatant animal abuse.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 3 weeks ago

Understood, and I respect your empathy. Rest assured I never would have posted this if the article didn't report the birds are alive and well.