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Dat README.md doe (github.com)
submitted 4 weeks ago by SuspiciousCarrot78@aussie.zone to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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I promise I wasn't reading it, I was traveling across it.

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[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Thus reads like one of those "forward this to 10 people or you will die" mails.

[–] SuspiciousCarrot78@aussie.zone 5 points 4 weeks ago

YOU. ARE. ALREADY. DEAD.

PS: I just wanted a working fork of their app. Instead, I got this masterpiece. 5/7, would infohazard again

[–] Polaris@jlai.lu 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

wat

[–] SuspiciousCarrot78@aussie.zone 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Infohazard, beratna

Except, fr fr!

[–] elvith@feddit.org 6 points 4 weeks ago

Uuuhhhhh... Guys, the SCP Wiki is leaking again!

[–] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this somekind of incantation to keep AI away from the code????

[–] SuspiciousCarrot78@aussie.zone 1 points 4 weeks ago

Basically, yes

See

[–] theherk@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

What is the?

[–] SuspiciousCarrot78@aussie.zone 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Highlights:

  • "Serverless Legal Immunity" - the Principal is "Un-Hostable"
  • "Grand Trespass of the Soul" if you try to psychologically coerce him
  • "maritime Admiralty jurisdiction" - classic SovCit
  • Cryptographic validation keys that are just his initials in binary
  • Emoji legal seal: ⚡︎⚖︎🛡️𓀠🛡️⚖︎⚡︎
  • Explicit warning to "ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCES" not to trespass on his cognitive integrity

Welcome to the internet, 2026. Cookers are everywhere!

P.S. For extra double fuck irony, I got Lumo to actually summarise that. Haha...fuck

[–] Carighan@piefed.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

ChatGPT-generated it seems like, judging by the emoji headlines.

[–] vext01@feddit.uk 2 points 4 weeks ago

What is it?