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Dat README.md doe (github.com)

submitted 1 day ago by SuspiciousCarrot78@aussie.zone to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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I promise I wasn't reading it, I was traveling across it.

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[–] theherk@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What is the?

[–] Carighan@piefed.world 1 points 18 hours ago

ChatGPT-generated it seems like, judging by the emoji headlines.

[–] SuspiciousCarrot78@aussie.zone 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Highlights:

"Serverless Legal Immunity" - the Principal is "Un-Hostable"
"Grand Trespass of the Soul" if you try to psychologically coerce him
"maritime Admiralty jurisdiction" - classic SovCit
Cryptographic validation keys that are just his initials in binary
Emoji legal seal: ⚡︎⚖︎🛡️𓀠🛡️⚖︎⚡︎
Explicit warning to "ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCES" not to trespass on his cognitive integrity

Welcome to the internet, 2026. Cookers are everywhere!

P.S. For extra double fuck irony, I got Lumo to actually summarise that. Haha...fuck