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Dat README.md doe (github.com)
submitted 2 days ago by SuspiciousCarrot78@aussie.zone to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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I promise I wasn't reading it, I was traveling across it.

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[–] SuspiciousCarrot78@aussie.zone 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Highlights:

  • "Serverless Legal Immunity" - the Principal is "Un-Hostable"
  • "Grand Trespass of the Soul" if you try to psychologically coerce him
  • "maritime Admiralty jurisdiction" - classic SovCit
  • Cryptographic validation keys that are just his initials in binary
  • Emoji legal seal: ⚡︎⚖︎🛡️𓀠🛡️⚖︎⚡︎
  • Explicit warning to "ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCES" not to trespass on his cognitive integrity

Welcome to the internet, 2026. Cookers are everywhere!

P.S. For extra double fuck irony, I got Lumo to actually summarise that. Haha...fuck