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[–] makeshift0546@lemmy.today 45 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Y'all went to shitty schools and or think far you highly of your skills.

My professors were hands on and extremely helpful. There is not a chance in hell I'd have figured out algorithms efficiency or some of the absolute dumbest parts of bash without their help.

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 4 points 3 days ago

You're describing one class. There is no way this is how your basics went. Or even like the rest of your CS classes.

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 2 points 3 days ago

name the school and lets see what they rate online

I’ll start Reed College

1/3 the profs couldn’t teach for shit but it was still 60k USD

multiple examples

one prof kept forgetting how to finish his equations and broke down in tears (feel bad for the guy but still)

another had a middle eastern accent so thick the 80+ class auditorium couldn’t hear or understand the man

multiple cases of classes being ran by green post grads

and finally the prof that slept with multiple students, had a massive ego, only taught one lab but each physics major had to take, never actually taught a damn thing but ‘would leave the conclusion as an exercise’

fuck this ‘school’

[–] cymbal_king@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Agreed. Sure there were some freshman level courses that were pretty basic and lectures that were skippable. But all of the Junior and Senior level courses were much more challenging and I really needed to understand everything for science lab work to not just be a pile of burnt crap. There were also the exams that were so hard they let us have open textbooks, just studying alone at home wouldn't have gotten through those exams.

First college i went to was unbearably shit. The graduate programs (elsewhere, thank the gods) i loved because the students actually wanted to be in those classes and treated their professors better.

[–] Lexam@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You're not paying for the knowledge. You're paying for the piece of paper that states you have the knowledge.

[–] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

At it's best you're paying (or better, your country is paying) to learn how to learn, with a specific discipline as a workspace. As with so much else it has enshittified due to rampant greed and power's fear of a well educated populace, still, if you go into it with that goal, some vestige can still be had.

[–] ivan@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago

At place where I teach, only small minority of students pays tuition, most have their education paid by state.

Saddest part is that reason to study for most of them is simply pressure from their parents or from peers, so good luck finding motivation in there.

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 1 points 3 days ago

you’re paying to buy into the scam

[–] rangber@lemmy.zip 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You go to college for the degree, networking opportunity, and the experience.

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 12 points 3 days ago

That shouldn't have you in debt, but... America

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Definitely. A good university will have you take courses from multiple disciplines to encourage curiosity and exploring topics that you wouldn't have otherwise. I actually really appreciated my psychology and philosophy courses even though I definitely had no interest in them as careers. I also found that even though I had a lot of interest in being a nuclear engineer I'm not good enough at math, nor do I enjoy math at that level.

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I always tell people who ask me what I did with my PhD: I managed to get a good education and become a trusted professional despite the schooling system.

The only thing my degree did for me was prove to my first employer that I was willing to sit tight for years and go through the pointless motion of getting a degree. I managed to grind through to the end to get an idiotic piece of paper, and that told him I was unlikely to flake out on him after 3 months on the job. That's all my degree was ever useful for.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It is such a stupid barrier to entry.

I went a couple of years but never finished undergrad. That first job tangentially related to what I wanted to do required a personal connection because no one was going to hire a kid to hack code. But after that first job walking away with some (embellished) experience and me listing the university on the CV without mentioning a degree, I was able to break into the field.

Weirdly, you don't need a uni education to do software engineering because of how democratized the information is on computer science and how freely people share their code and techniques online for you to study. You can Good Will Hunting yourself by your own bootstraps in this area, trivially. But places really wanted to know you had that piece of paper. Even when I knew friends with that piece of paper and were incompetent at the actual craft.

Only a few times have prospective employers asked about the degree and it was a problem (some ten years past lol). It ends up being really good signal on if that place is worth it.

[–] searabbit@piefed.social 1 points 3 days ago

Yeah this is not surprising because at the end of the day, the degree is a class signal. The upper class want a system where their kids don't have to put in much work to benefit and that requires increasingly impossible barriers of entry for the lower classes. You having the balls to call the bluff worked out in your favor, and you're definitely not the first to figure it out.

Some of these commenters are so naive. Loads of kids pay their way into Harvard and Yale, then party through them, easily get the degree (because learning and discipline is not the point, the point is the exclusivity and the network), and then get a job through their family or family's connections where they don't actually have to know anything to do it.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 4 points 3 days ago

A degree is a piece of paper that says you’re able to be trained, it comes with a side of “and you’re wildly in debt so you’ll take what you can get”

[–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

No I'm not because I live in a developed nation. That means education is heavily subsidized or free.

Yep, such developed atios as Brazil... The US is a joke.

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Someone is still paying thousands for that PowerPoint reading, just not you directly.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No, many many ones are paying literally fractions of a penny for that PowerPoint reading, and it’s damn well worth it.

Unless you prefer a Bourgeois class that strangles the working man with taxes that go to oil subsidies and wars over said oil.

I’ll take smart and sane people over whatever the fuck we’ve been doing in America for the last 40 years

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The fact that many people pay a little for something is not an excuse to waste that money. Quite the contrary, if you are taking everyone's money to do it you are obligated to do it right.

What I want is that education money te be well used.

[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Still reduces the cost drastically to society, the whole exploitative college middle-man charging $150k for a degree is gone because the government says "fuck you, degrees are $40k or you don't get govt places for your course", and lo and behold.. Suddenly the same courses are $40k.

Just like how the US healthcare advocates cry that "free healthcare is socialism that overburdens the taxpayer" - and yet in countries with socialised healthcare they pay 1/4 of what the US pays for the same health outcomes and usually even less for literally the exact same medicine from the same companies.

Collective bargaining.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

No! It's free!!

[–] nagaram@startrek.website 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Let me guess

Engineering or CS?

[–] ProdigiousInsanity@lemmus.org 4 points 3 days ago

Shit when I was going for cs most proffs didn't even show up, that what grad students are for.

[–] silver_wings_of_morning@feddit.dk 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I don't believe these stories and think it is only told by lazy privileged fucks that don't respect or use the resources available to them by the school (teacher, lecture, notes, exercises, books, other).

[–] datavoid@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Did you really never have a terrible prof?

I had a calc prof in uni that literally just read his slides in a monotone voice. I had already taken a calc course that I could have used at a college so didn't even need the credit, but wanted to understand better. At the end of the course, my understanding was way down.

I'd say arguing that people are lazy for not using their textbooks and example questions is missing the mark entirely. The complaint is that profs do nothing.. you can buy a textbook and practice questions for a lot less than $27,000.

[–] silver_wings_of_morning@feddit.dk 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So you took at course in calculus with bad lectures, read and worked through all the pages in the book/notes, did all the exercises but afterwards your understanding of calculus was worse. This is why I don't believe these stories.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I got one better. I had a marketing professor who just told stories about how Norway was different from the US.

I took detailed notes because we couldn't have laptops out and I had nothing better to do.

Exactly two sentences from all of her lectures applied to the exams. If she didn't take attendance there would have been no point in going to class.

i had one that read them into a video and then charged us for the videos. and then canceled every class so he wouldn't have to deal with students.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

There are plenty of exploitative “schools” out there which make big promises, cost big money, and then do shit like this.

The rub is that they cost less than real university, so that is sometimes people’s only option.

When you live in a society that actively discourages education because they don’t want citizens to realize how bad they’re getting robbed by capitalism, you don’t make it cheap or free to go to school. They want to ensure the only smart ones are already so ingrained into the system (by way of being able to afford the education) that they’d never betray it, or risk upending their comfortable lifestyle.

You know, like Lords and Ladies

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I wish I could go the place, where all people who don't believe these stories come from. Sounds like a dream. I consider myself lucky with the professors I had, but I also had a fair share of bottom feeding trash.

[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Students: I've paid for this, it's my right to get a degree in return, even if I never attend.

Lecturers: No! That's not ho-

University Leadership: Yes valued customer, course content will be simplified to facilitate this. We will also pressure modules to be 100% coursework, so that your AI can do it for you my liege.

Lecturers: FFS....

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago

University Leadership: Please remember this moment when you become wealthy alumni and we come begging for donations!

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Holy shit! I pay €6000 per year and I already think that's massively expensive.... it is more expensive that regular universities in NL, because my school is private, e.i not funded by governmen. Funded schools cost like €2000...

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

US higher education is uber expensive because whenever americans put something in between the service being delivered and how it is paid, it is out of sight out of mind. The borrowing doesn't feel real because repayment is deferred. Universities love money and they figured out that they can jack up the tuition and build lots of buildings and hire lots of useless administrators because it is all borrowed money without any kind of reasonableness applied. You would think the US government would demand due diligence not just from the borrower but also from the institution not to waste that money.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 6 points 3 days ago

You would think so, but it was US state and federal governments that changed a working system with government subsidies for state schools into a loan shark feeding frenzy. They dropped government funding of state schools and changed the law so that it was difficult to shed their student loans in a bankruptcy.

The government doesn't work for us because we keep electing people who don't work for us.

[–] Prox@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Also the borrowers are generally 18-22 year olds who received little to no education in financial literacy beforehand, AND have been told that college is their only shot at a "real" job. It's a group that's preyed upon pretty severely.

[–] dudeface@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

I did 1 year at some crap local polytechnic and figured out I learn more off the internet and now I am quite senior and self taught

The main problem for me was that the classes can only move at the speed of the average student, where as I get interested in a topic and cram in as much learning as quick as possible

Some people are more suited to the school style and that is fine also

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago

And who is going to answer your questions that you will have from a free pdf? The delusional AI that can't get anything correct?

[–] Beth@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago

Between undergraduate and postgraduate I went about 70k in. But most of it was UConn being too expensive. I don’t think I could have learned this depth of knowledge on the internet. Just the very basics, but not the minutiae, which are very important at my level. The degree included access to fieldwork and clinical trial stuff I couldn’t do otherwise. What I will say is that if I had not been committed as a student to my education, it wouldn’t have been the same outcome.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 4 points 3 days ago

I pity you if your university experience was genuinely that poor. A good university encourages deeper thought than that, and surrounds you with people with a similar interest in your subject, and more people who are passionate about other subjects. A sane country then ensures you don't end up in crippling debt to attend by covering part or all of the cost, and ensuring any debtvus handled fairly.

[–] nroth@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Its basically a credential that they refuse to let you just test for to justify the price and the institution around it

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yep. University was also a scam for me. Learn nothing that couldn't be learned by myself. Hell, many courses I passed thanks to youtube videos, teachers failed to teach me how to pass their own class.

yeah, i'd already worked in my first field for fifteen years before i went to grad school for it (one of the benefits of a nontraditional career path). i learned one or two things, but honestly it was a waste of my time. If they'd put those two things in the same week, i could have tested out of that entire damn degree.